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Como deve ser....
19-02-06, 14:17
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... O Acre?
Alguem posta fotos? |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 14:20
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essa tecnologia ainda nao esta presente naquela regiao .
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19-02-06, 14:38
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 14:39
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Olha o tópico de coisas que não existem na internet
Postei um link lá |
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19-02-06, 14:39
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 14:41
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awe98hwat
1 acre = 4 046.85642 m2 kct! no google não tem foto do acre =/ |
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19-02-06, 14:44
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Serah que eh pior do que Caxias do Sul?
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19-02-06, 14:58
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:03
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acre eh mais peruano e boliviano do q brasileiro.. huahauahuahuaauhuauh
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:10
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Acre = Desmatamento + Conivência.
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:14
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O desmatamento no Acre tem oscilado geralmente entre 30.000 e 60.000 hectares por ano, liberando potencialmente entre 3 e 6 milhões de toneladas de carbono.
http://www.ufac.br/linhadireta/linhad475.html |
Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:25
#12
Haha
Quem faz isso é 0,0001% da população ou menos! Eu quero ficar rico pra montar meu exército e dominar o Acre, depois a Amazônia, depois o Brasil e depois o mundo \o/ (E reduzir a população mundial pra 6 milhões) |
Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:26
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Olha lá como aqui é onde menos desmata =*
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:27
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Você não acha ? |
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19-02-06, 15:30
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19-02-06, 15:32
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:33
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O problema é que mostrando o fato deixa aberto pra pensarem o que quiserem.
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:34
#18
É melhor agente destruir, doq os estrangeiros
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:39
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Sinceramente é a primeira manifestação ditatorial que eu vejo em anos.... |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:39
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Sem falar que acontece mais na amazônia porque no resto já se foi!
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:42
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Deixe que corrigir minha sentença: "Mostrando SÓ o fato deixa aberto para pensarem o que quiserem" Mostrar SÓ aquilo cria uma sensação de que aqui é onde mais acontece. E por mais que as pessoas IMAGINEM que acontece em outros lugares também, o que foi mostrado PERMANECE! Mesma coisa que você sair por aí criticando as condições sub-humanas de UM país da África. |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:43
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Sempre que eu ouço falar no Acre eu lembro daquele ex-deputado federal Hildebrando Pascoal, que foi condenado 25 anos de prisão por homicídio triplamente qualificado.
Além de corrupto ainda é assassino... |
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19-02-06, 15:44
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Não acho. Por causa da maioria estúpida e burra que o mundo é uma merda. |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:46
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uhul começou cedo hj! discussão mode on, pera ai q vo la pegar a pipoca e o guaraná ;*
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:47
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Orra. O coronelismo já acabou. Há muito tempo. |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 15:53
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Você deve viver no mundo encantando né meu amigo ? Todo mundo sabe que em muitas cidades do norte/nordeste o coronelismo reina absoluto ! |
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:13
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é mto show o Acre, tenho um amigo de lá...
o sistema de vida lá é show, sem stress, de boa tiro o chapeu *sou o fearoth... eskeci de logar |
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19-02-06, 16:33
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:41
#29
ACRE dite se quiser..
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:43
#30
massACRE da Amazônia...
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:46
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Segundo http://Uncyclopedia.org
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:48
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 16:49
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Desde 1998 isso aqui é um dos melhores lugares do Brasil. |
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19-02-06, 16:52
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19-02-06, 16:55
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Desculpa, mas eu vou rir!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Obrigado. Devo dizer que você é burro. Eu conheço sim GRANDE parte do Brasil e digo que aqui é um dos melhores lugares pra se morar. Você conhece o Acre? |
spkr
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19-02-06, 17:00
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walker, não sei se você percebeu, mas o propósito do site é ser informação zuada
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19-02-06, 17:45
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é... walker... a wikipédia também pode ser editada, e nem por isso é zoada desse jeito!
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 17:58
#38
Entendi pq o Eluan é vegetariano, os animais ainda não descobriram como chega no Acre.
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 18:14
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é um estado que foi ACREscentado ao Brasil
huã huã |
Trooper
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19-02-06, 18:31
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Caralho, walker flammer dos infernos...
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19-02-06, 18:52
#41
walker é muuuuuuuuuito chato
mas ta feio o eluan defendendo o acre =[ nao eluan, o acre nao é um dos melhores lugares do brasil pra se morar. |
Trooper
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19-02-06, 18:54
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ah de boa walker va se foder =*
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 19:25
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Vem aqui pra ver
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 19:28
#44
Que delícia, posso ir junto ? (levo acessórios)
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The Alpha Male
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19-02-06, 21:09
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olha o peru entrando no acre
sabia q o eluan era gay |
Trooper
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19-02-06, 21:19
#46
"where Judas lost his boots"
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 22:25
#47
Não não kra, foi "where Judas lost his underwear".
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Trooper
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19-02-06, 22:34
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"MOTOSERRANDO PASCOAL" |
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Trooper
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20-02-06, 08:45
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Esqueçam o cara |
Trooper
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20-02-06, 09:04
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Eu curto o Acre, ele tem uma fronteira em linha reta. E se o velho dito popular diz que Deus faz certo em linhas tortas: O Acre faz por merecê-lo.
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20-02-06, 09:08
#51
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PQP MUITO BOT ESSA UNCYCLOPEDIA! |
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20-02-06, 09:13
#52
Professional Soccer Career
During his lengthy professional soccer career which spanned most of the mid-1970's, Pelé singlehandedly scored 3,141,592,653 goals, averaging well over 50,000,000 per game. When goalkeepers were suddenly introduced to the fledgling sport in 1977 over his vociferous protests, Pelé decided to quit soccer in disgust rather than sully his impressive personal statistics. AHEGiuhAE(g0hA()*E gh*(A)EHG09AHEG(AE*HG |
Trooper
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20-02-06, 11:17
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eu nao ACREdito em nada disso
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spkr
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21-02-06, 00:51
#55
The Joy of Killing
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. "It's your world, your massacre, and you can kill as many people as you want." ~ Bob Ross on The Joy of Killing “This man is truly the pinnacle of the saying, "Speak softly and carry a big stick."” ~ Oscar Wilde on Bob Ross and The Joy of Killing Bob Ross, star of the Joy of Killing. Enlarge Bob Ross, star of the Joy of Killing. The Joy of Killing was an American television show hosted by Bob Ross that taught viewers how to completely devastate a landscape in thirty minutes. The show was broadcast by PBS (produced in the jungles of Viet Nam), and spawned four movies, commonly known as the "Rockets and Machinegun Bob", or "RAMBo" series. |
Trooper
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21-02-06, 01:12
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Brazil
auehauheauheua non-sense total o hino nacional ta como "festa no ap" |
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21-02-06, 01:20
#57
caralho to me cagando de rir aqui
mtu escroto esse uncyclopedia falando sobre o brasil... Brazilian Language Note that the Brazilian language is mostly derived from a Spanish dialect (known as Portugaus) which has been spoken by generations of teenagers with a nasty habit of schatological mistranslation. There are almost 5 billions words in Brazilian Language.The idiom is regarded one of the most difficult in the world and galaxy, since every year the dogs in Academia Brasileira De Letras create more words and grammatical rules to cover holes, problems, with the old flawed system. Perhaps the only really important phrase a tourist would ever need to pronounce in Brazil is spoken as "keh-rrrrro-co-nieh-serrrrr mo-rrrreh-nahs brrra-zih-lay-rrrrrahs" (remember to stress the 'r's), which means, "I'd like to meet brazilian brunettes". When saying that, remember to be wearing a "tropical flowers T-shirt", bermuda shorts, long white socks and keep smiling. Sunglasses, a hat, a coconut in hand and some sweat from just venturing some steps in the national dance (Salsa) may also help. In fact, you can keep saying that repeatedly in the streets, as long as you don't accept any invitation of anybody telling you to follow them, because they would take you to the girls |
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21-02-06, 01:32
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OLHA A CRONOLOGIA
1 BC (october) -- Hebe Camargo and Fabio Jr. are born. ASEUIHOSAEUIASEHSIAEHASEASHEIASEUHASEIUHSEUISEHASE me mijei de ri asuihoaseuisehui |
spkr
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21-02-06, 01:35
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* 1995 (november) -- Santa Claus declares he won't go to Brazil anymore. Reason is unknown.
* 1995 (november) -- Brazil declares war on Santa. * 1995 (december) -- Santa is killed while in the house of Charles Manson. It has been said that Manson has never been the same since then. Authorities blame Estonia for the murder; according to them, Estonians were jealous because Finland had one of the two official Santa's Homes (the other is located in Angola). * 1997 -- The Varginha's ET is captured by the army and it's faithful pet the Goat-Succer aka (Chupa-Cabras) become an orphan wandering the counntry. ASEIASEGHH&*(HEQ*HQEJWIOUEQWHJQWE*HJASEEJASWHA&*(AEHQ&*WH |
spkr
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21-02-06, 01:52
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21-02-06, 02:31
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http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=47757
Population (2005): 96% blacks, 4% japanese indians, 0,001% intelligent peetists, 83% white niggers. WHITE NIGGERS EAPOKJNEALÇJEOIAPEJPOIEip´jpi trhsrh thsrt hsrthsr shr |
Trooper
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21-02-06, 02:48
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ASHFAshufuahsf
Dictator Luis Inácio "Squid" da Silva, The false messiah. AUSfhUASHfuASF SQUID!!!!!!!!!!! ASUFhUASFHIASfhiQUwhqiswdatydaisdhasud |
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21-02-06, 02:51
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Desculpa postar denovo
mas no fim do artigo 'craps' tinha isso: This article is a stub, and the author is a crackhead. You can be help Uncyclopedia by getting it a crackwhore. |
spkr
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21-02-06, 03:11
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porra ninguém leu meu reply ali em cima? CITARAM O JEEP NESSA UNCYCLOPEDIA, ÓIA LÁ!
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Trooper
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21-02-06, 03:11
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Brazilian Celebrities
Doom, the famous marine from the popular Doom game series, is the most notorious one. Also born in Brazil were Barney Gumble, Roberto Jefferson, Blanka from Street Fighter, Lassie, the philosopher Didi Mocó and George W. Bush. Several theories point to The Lord of the Rings character Gollum being brazilian. This statement was never confirmed. Everybody say Brazil have the best women of the World, and it's really true. The 2005 Miss Brasil winner, Dercy Gonçalves, is the most beautiful and hot girl from this country (Dercy Gonçalves and Wilton 'Jeep', a very rich business-man and owner of the Darkside Forums, are married and were voted as the Brazilian Couple Of The Century). EIHapeouHPEOUHEOIUheo COLOCARO O JEEP! OQIUYgeoIUAEHoiuhoIAU AE JEEPÃO! VC E A DERCY HEIN!?!??! noeIAUEHG0oiueHOIUHAEOIuheoiauheOIUE |
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21-02-06, 03:13
#66
Darkside Forums is where the most overpowered brazilian Gods like to meet. No one knows where they live or what is it for, but most believe that those Gods, know as Darknerds, have so many powers that Chuck Norris fear their existence.
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Trooper
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21-02-06, 03:14
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aff punisher, eu achei direto lá, só agora vi vc falando.. hehehe
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spkr
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21-02-06, 03:19
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SHOASEIHASE(EH*(&HAEIOU(A
“Chuck Norris's Deadly Powerful Roundhouse Kick isn't the best way to kill a person!” ~ Oscar Wilde on Chuck Norris [1] This was said to be Oscar Wilde's last words. |
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21-02-06, 03:20
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21-02-06, 03:22
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First, we can conclude that a man is just a man, Man = Man (except when he's Chuck Norris, but we'll get to that.) Next, we can conclude, by insertion, that adding Chuck Norris to any equation just makes it too wild for any proof:
. Therefore, math cannot include all of Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris can include all math.Also, . |
spkr
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21-02-06, 03:31
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http://mchawking.com/multimedia.php?...on=discography
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Trooper
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21-02-06, 03:33
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Wilton 'Jeep'
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. As an outstanding brazilian example, he and his wife Dercy Gonçalves, leaved Brazil in 1977 letting behind a hole corporation taking care of their main business - the Darkside Forums - and moved to a far far away place called Acre. On Acre, he met his best friend, Eluan, who provided all the amount of Diet Shake he would ever want, because as well known, Eluan is the owner of Polishop International Embromation Ltda. Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wilton_%27Jeep%27" PAIhaUHEoieuHEOiuheOIUEhoiauehOAIUEHiue |
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21-02-06, 03:40
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Future plans
In Dec 1998, in the NNABS meeting (Not North America But South), Argentina and Brazil agreed in transform Argentina in the biggest parklot in the World, starting in 2015. All Argentinian territory will be available for brazilian cars, except for the small brazilian border south city of "Las ferradas que tomo del Brasil", where Argentinians will have their national football team home, gently nicknamed "Little Brazil". |
spkr
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21-02-06, 03:41
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deve ser coisa do Tannark, ele foi o primeiro a postar sobre esse site aqui
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Trooper
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21-02-06, 08:34
#75
Deletaram as edições darknerds, hahaha >D
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