atenção: LEET HOUR

[relax']

 

[...]

HAHAHAHAAHA

BOBO

[Gerson]

ieet

[MdKBooM]

putz

[Sabbath]

Welcome 1337 wannabe!


First of all hacking is like anal sex,all you're w0rk is trough the backdoor,and hope you don't meet a log.
If you want not to be hacked u must use ULTRA PORT GUARD 2003,because without it hackers can steal your children.
If you want to catch a hacker,you must wait until he is on your computer and then you just disconnect from the internet and u'll trap him inside,thats a g00d tip.
If you're stuck on your *nix b0x and you want to be a fuckin' 1337 h4x0r you can try these:
"rm -rf /etc"
"rm -rf /root"
"rm -rf /home"
"shutdown -h now" (After these *hints you'll be 1337.)
If someone from 127.0.0.1 atempts to hack you all you have to do is to send him a virus and it will be destroyed.
If you want maximum security you could always use netbsd,ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd b0x,so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe.
If you want to test your hacking skillz,in the next few hours make some leet network diagnosis,meditate on the problem,consult the big book of hardware,contact some oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls,and the result ---> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER.
And now is time for 1337 pray: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z b0x when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fedz off our backs, we'd appreciate it.For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.


Why did i wrote this stewpid things about 1337 wannabe ? Because hacking <--- knowledge and the knowledge ---> learning,and using someone else's hacking to0lz/pr0gz does NOT makes j00 1337,just a p00r lam0r..like a r0b0t,you don't know how shit works,you just know that shit works,nuthin' more...learning and write hack pr0gz by yourself DOES makes you 1337.You didn't expect that you'll find in here a 1337 diploma or sumthin'...didn't you ? Well,i have some bad newz for ya,you must RTFM,there is no other way.

Im sorry for my behavior,*maybe you'll thank me someday..anyway,atm you can fuck off.
That pray wont help you for your hacking journey.

Well that's all for tonight 1337 wannabe's...

[Sabbath]

411 j00 Pu|\||< 45535 d0|\|1 |<|\|0\/\/ 1H3 |\/|34N1|\|G 0F 1337 1 0wnz j00 411...

\/\/17H 4LL 7h3 L337 L4|\|GU4G3...

[Ice]

nao entendi..

[kuidow]

Nao consegui ler a msg do sabbath

so nb =/

[s p o o l]

putz, eu consegui sou nerd? e entendi a piada também. husahu

[barney]

especialmente pra vc relax: kkkkkkkkkkkk

[WaR WoLf]

AEHUAEHUAIOEHIOUAEHOIAHE porra
OWNOW forte AHEUHAE(*AHS(ASHUAISOPHASUH
AEHUIAHSUOIHASHASHAIUHSOIASHA(SHAUOSIHSA
pqp vo morrer AEHUSHA*()AUSHUIOASHASJASJOJ{K!IOHJUAIHSD*

[Marcelo]

Postado por Sabbath

Welcome 1337 wannabe!


First of all hacking is like anal sex,all you're w0rk is trough the backdoor,and hope you don't meet a log.
If you want not to be hacked u must use ULTRA PORT GUARD 2003,because without it hackers can steal your children.
If you want to catch a hacker,you must wait until he is on your computer and then you just disconnect from the internet and u'll trap him inside,thats a g00d tip.
If you're stuck on your *nix b0x and you want to be a fuckin' 1337 h4x0r you can try these:
"rm -rf /etc"
"rm -rf /root"
"rm -rf /home"
"shutdown -h now" (After these *hints you'll be 1337.)
If someone from 127.0.0.1 atempts to hack you all you have to do is to send him a virus and it will be destroyed.
If you want maximum security you could always use netbsd,ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd b0x,so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe.
If you want to test your hacking skillz,in the next few hours make some leet network diagnosis,meditate on the problem,consult the big book of hardware,contact some oracles, farseers, nearsighted witches and trolls,and the result ---> is PLUGGED THE FUCKING NETWORK CABLE INTO THE FUCKING SERVER.
And now is time for 1337 pray: Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z b0x when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fedz off our backs, we'd appreciate it.For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.


Why did i wrote this stewpid things about 1337 wannabe ? Because hacking <--- knowledge and the knowledge ---> learning,and using someone else's hacking to0lz/pr0gz does NOT makes j00 1337,just a p00r lam0r..like a r0b0t,you don't know how shit works,you just know that shit works,nuthin' more...learning and write hack pr0gz by yourself DOES makes you 1337.You didn't expect that you'll find in here a 1337 diploma or sumthin'...didn't you ? Well,i have some bad newz for ya,you must RTFM,there is no other way.

Im sorry for my behavior,*maybe you'll thank me someday..anyway,atm you can fuck off.
That pray wont help you for your hacking journey.

Well that's all for tonight 1337 wannabe's...

Um amigo meu fez um "rm -rf /" por acidente uma vez.

Claro que numa ocasião como essas ele estava como dona root, logado em outra máquina via ssh no pc dele. Só percebeu a merda quando chegou em casa.

[marz]

Postado por Sabbath

411 j00 Pu|\||< 45535 d0|\|1 |<|\|0\/\/ 1H3 |\/|34N1|\|G 0F 1337 1 0wnz j00 411...

\/\/17H 4LL 7h3 L337 L4|\|GU4G3...

vou traduzir:

All you punk asses dont know the meaning of leet i ownz you all...

With all the leet language...

btw, 1 eh festa pra ti neh? T, I, L... pqp...............

[WaR WoLf]

UP pq é mto boa MAEPAEUIHAEUIHAPUIOEHAE

[Hell Bovine]

pow... eu tb entendi o troço alio =[

axo q so doente

[Cyan Leader]

 

[_j5]

If you're stuck on your *nix b0x and you want to be a fuckin' 1337 h4x0r you can try these:
"rm -rf /etc"
"rm -rf /root"
"rm -rf /home"
"shutdown -h now" (After these *hints you'll be 1337.)

lame é o cara que escreveu esse rm e shutdown, nossa que bosta, rm -rf /home... por sinal foda-se o root também, ele vai acabar caindo no /

[Sabbath]

D4r|<51d3 1337!!!

[relax']

P|-|34® |\/|3

[GoldenEye]

nerd zone
/quit

[Oni]

- Qual a senha dessa máquina?
- A senha é "af6sh23feh"
- Ah, você é root?
- Não, sou a Maria
-

[lalah]

eu entendi algumas palavras só

[relax']

droga!!! perdi a primeira leet hour de 2006

[cridaum]

Postado por Oni

- Qual a senha dessa máquina?
- A senha é "af6sh23feh"
- Ah, você é root?
- Não, sou a Maria
-

auheIUEhiUAHEiHAEiuhAIeuhaiuehiauheiUHEAiuhaeiuHAEiuhaiuehIEAUhIUEhdIUAHEi

pqp

[colher]

 

[Mordred_X]

 

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\o/

[SigSnake]

Mordred dit it

[maxcool]

30-01-06, 13:37


l33t!

[relax']

LITITAIM!

[serjaum]

da hora o ar condicionado hein

[Kerpa!100]

3M UM D14 D3 V3R40, 3574V4 N4 PR414, 0853RV4ND0 DU45 CR14NC45 8R1NC4ND0 N4
4R314. 3L45 7R484LH4V4M MU170 C0N57RU1ND0 UM C4573L0 D3 4R314, C0M 70RR35,
P4554R3L45 3 P4554G3NS 1N73RN45. QU4ND0 3575V4M QU453 4C484ND0, V310 UM4
0ND4 3 D357RU1U 7UD0, R3DU21ND0 0 C4573L0 4 UM M0N73 D3 4R314 3 35PUM4..
4CH31 QU3, D3P015 D3 74N70 35F0RC0 3 CU1D4D0, 45 CR14NC45 C41R14M N0 CH0R0,
C0RR3R4M P3L4 PR414, FUG1ND0 D4 4GU4, R1ND0 D3 M405 D4D45 3 C0M3C4R4M 4
C0N57RU1R 0U7R0 C4573L0. C0MPR33ND1 QU3 H4V14 4PR3ND1D0 UM4 GR4ND3 L1C40;
G4574M05 MU170 73MP0 D4 N0554 V1D4 C0N57RU1ND0 4LGUM4 C0154 3 M415 C3D0 0U
M415 74RD3, UM4 0ND4 P0D3R4 V1R 3 D357RU1R 7UD0 0 QU3 L3V4M05 74N70 73MP0
P4R4 C0N57RU1R. M45 QU4ND0 1550 4C0N73C3R 50M3N73 4QU3L3 QU3 73M 45 M405 D3
4LGU3M P4R4 53GUR4R, 53R4 C4P42 D3 50RR1R!! S0 0 QU3 P3RM4N3C3 3 4 4M124D3,
0 4M0R 3 C4R1NH0. 0 R3570 3 F3170 D3 4R314.

[Zedd]

5L4Y....

[ninfo]

R1M4....

[marconds]

eu juro que li o texto do kerplunk corrido, sem pausas....
isso deve fazer de mim um grande nerd

[kav]

po
qualquer um que já jogou quake le esse texto sem pausas.
quem nunca teve um nick com números no NAMEFUN que atire a primeira pedra.

the all mighty k4v3r1nh4

[ninfo]

Postado por marconds

eu juro que li o texto do kerplunk corrido, sem pausas....
isso deve fazer de mim um grande nerd

(1)

[Zedd]

vamos tentar denovo

5L4Y...

[duke]

C0M...

[ninfo]

G4Y

[Zedd]

\o/

[jacu]

pô
muito bunito esse texto
vontade de chorar

[jpadua]

eu me senti estranho a hora q eu li o texto ahehaieheiae

dai me lembrei do filme Matrix, que vem um monte de numero e o Neo consegue decodificar tudo pqp AHEieahiuhAIEHIeahahehe

[Legacy]

namefun

[night]

PM's Cooler Namebuilder

[SuckerBuster]

Postado por Nightwolf

PM's Cooler Namebuilder

IUAhauihuiaHuiA
agora foi longe hein

[maxcool]

CARALHO NIGHTWOLF TIOZAO uaeghuioAEHGUIOAEH

[serjaum]

exec nick.scr

[DiE LuCiaNo]

Postado por Nightwolf

PM's Cooler Namebuilder

UHEUHhuE
Esse ainda tá lá no id1 do meu Quake...

[petrasbut]

Postado por Kerpa_100

3M UM D14 D3 V3R40, 3574V4 N4 PR414, 0853RV4ND0 DU45 CR14NC45 8R1NC4ND0 N4
4R314. 3L45 7R484LH4V4M MU170 C0N57RU1ND0 UM C4573L0 D3 4R314, C0M 70RR35,
P4554R3L45 3 P4554G3NS 1N73RN45. QU4ND0 3575V4M QU453 4C484ND0, V310 UM4
0ND4 3 D357RU1U 7UD0, R3DU21ND0 0 C4573L0 4 UM M0N73 D3 4R314 3 35PUM4..
4CH31 QU3, D3P015 D3 74N70 35F0RC0 3 CU1D4D0, 45 CR14NC45 C41R14M N0 CH0R0,
C0RR3R4M P3L4 PR414, FUG1ND0 D4 4GU4, R1ND0 D3 M405 D4D45 3 C0M3C4R4M 4
C0N57RU1R 0U7R0 C4573L0. C0MPR33ND1 QU3 H4V14 4PR3ND1D0 UM4 GR4ND3 L1C40;
G4574M05 MU170 73MP0 D4 N0554 V1D4 C0N57RU1ND0 4LGUM4 C0154 3 M415 C3D0 0U
M415 74RD3, UM4 0ND4 P0D3R4 V1R 3 D357RU1R 7UD0 0 QU3 L3V4M05 74N70 73MP0
P4R4 C0N57RU1R. M45 QU4ND0 1550 4C0N73C3R 50M3N73 4QU3L3 QU3 73M 45 M405 D3
4LGU3M P4R4 53GUR4R, 53R4 C4P42 D3 50RR1R!! S0 0 QU3 P3RM4N3C3 3 4 4M124D3,
0 4M0R 3 C4R1NH0. 0 R3570 3 F3170 D3 4R314.

Aff minha mãe leu isso sem dificuldades...
ela nao achou tao foda isso..

?filho de peixe?

[SuckerBuster]

Postado por serjaum

exec nick.scr

eu lembro que eu passei a tarde toda zuando naquele PM's
fiz um nick que era pra ser tipo um Gif, doidera mesmo

dei um exec name.scr e nao funcionou
IUAhUIAhaui
pensei que ele fosse ficar piscando :/ puta trampo

lembro que tinha até um sample, vinha um smile comendo as letras

[vaughan]

tbm li o texto correndo..hehe...
damn! eu sou nerd

[marz]

Postado por marz

vou traduzir:

All you punk asses dont know the meaning of leet i ownz you all...

With all the leet language...

btw, 1 eh festa pra ti neh? T, I, L... pqp...............

caralho, olha a data do meu post
18/12
dois dias depois do meu aniversário HEHEH

[3460]

Postado por Mordred_X

 

me apresenta??

[punisher]

Bago, Amagad.
Amagad, Bago.
Prazer.

[relax']

 

[s p o o l]

ta bom relaxo, a primeira vez foi engraçada, não precisa ficar upando eternamente só porque você fez uma piadinha legal

[Demé]

1337 google
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/

PS: old!!!!

[relax']

psss spool, cale esta merda
eu spotei o leet ali hoje, e eu vejo pouco a hora
e eu poderia ter criado outro topico
nego eh chato que sóóóóóó
vai dormir, cara

[Fourgado]

[relax']

na verdade é legal ver a evolução do meu win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sussa]

Postado por 3460

me apresenta??

essa aih é a Amagad.
É so ler no topico Miss Ds.

AHUahuaHUAHuaHUAhuaHUAuhaHU

[Sabbath]

 

[Demé]

iaehohaeiaheoihaehaeoihaeiouhaeiohaeio
rlz sabbath

[relax']

eaehiuahueh
"oh noes!"
heaiueh

[AcquiencE]

HEUIAHUEHAUHEAUIHEA
KRALHO SABAO
PQP EHAUEAUHEUAHEA

[Mordred_X]

Leroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy...

[Sabbath]

Jenkinnnnnnnnnnnnnsssss....

[Mordred_X]

Postado por SigSnake

Mordred dit it

Quer merda será que eu tinha postado?

[UnforgiveN]

caralho... depois dessa vou ate imbora...
nao entendi porra nenhuma...

ou eh uma ou outra: ou eu sou burro ou voces sao mt nerdz

[relax']

agora!

[DiE LuCiaNo]

Cara, não pode existir coincidência desse naipe! UHEUhueUE
Eu tava respondendo a um PM ( ;* ) e tive que fazer essa observação lá no meio...

uheuHUEHuehuHEue

Poderia ter sido qualquer dia que vc upasse esse tópico, e qq dia que eu visse a hora também, mas tem que ser os 2 juntos!?!?

EU AMO COINCIDÊNCIAS, PUTA QUE PARIU!!!!!!!

[Cyan Leader]

Postado por relax 06-07-07, 13:38

agora!

MASSIVE FAIL

A não ser que o forum mude pra cada usuario, se for desconsidere este post.

[Many Kalaveraa]

 

opa opa
pagina 2

[DiE LuCiaNo]

Postado por Cyan Leader

FAIL

Aqui apareceu 13:38 hehehe

Putz, pensei que o horário do fórum fosse 1 só pra todos, não sabia que mudava... que escrotice é essa?