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Mordred_X
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Default We are the knights who saaaaaaaay....

17-10-05, 12:49 #1
Caralho, finalmente consegui pôr as mãos num DVD do "Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail".
Tenho que concordar. Melhor comédia EVER.
Desde o começo, nos créditos, com os alces suecos.

Meus momentos preferidos, entre muitos outros, in order of appereance:

Quote:
SOLDIER
You're using coconuts!
Quote:
BODY
I'm not dead!
CART DRIVER
What?
LARGE MAN
Nothing... There's your ninepence.
Quote:
 

ARTHUR
Now stand aside worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT
(glancing at his shoulder)
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR
A scratch? Your arm's off.
BLACK KNIGHT
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR
(pointing to the arm on ground)
Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT
I've had worse.
ARTHUR
You're a liar.
BLACK KNIGHT
Come on you pansy!
Quote:
BEDEVERE
Why do you think she is a witch?
SECOND VILLAGER
She turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE
A newt?
SECOND VILLAGER
(after looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
Quote:
ARTHUR
Now what happens?
BEDEVERE
Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR
Who... who breaks out?
BEDEVERE
Er... we... Launcelot, Galahad, and I... er... leap out of the rabbit and...
Quote:
SINGERS
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
ROBIN
I didn't.
SINGERS
Bravely ran away, away.
ROBIN
No, no, no.
SINGERS
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
Petrified of being dead
Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin
Turned away and fled.
Quote:
DINGO
Should we cut this scene?
EVERYBODY
GET ON WITH IT!
Quote:
DINGO
You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like and then... spank me.
AMAZING
And spank me!
STUNNER
And me.
LOVELY
And me.
DINGO
Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS
A spanking. A spanking. There is going to be a spanking tonight.
DINGO
And after the spanking... the oral sex.
GALAHAD
Oh, dear! Well, I...
GIRLS
The oral sex... The oral sex.
GALAHAD
Well, I suppose I could stay a BIT longer.
Quote:
ARTHUR
Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
BEDEVERE
No! Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
TALL KNIGHT
The same!
ARTHUR
Who are they?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the keepers of the sacred words. NI... Peng... and Neee... Wom!
BEDEVERE
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
TALL KNIGHT
The Knights Who Say "Ni"! demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR
(to the Tall Knight)
Knights Who Say "Ni"... we are but simple travelers. We seek the Enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who...
TALL KNIGHT
NI!
ARTHUR
(recoiling)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
NI! NI!
ARTHUR
(he cowers in fear)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR
All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT
We want... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR
A what?
TALL KNIGHT
Ni! Ni! Ni... Peng... Nee... Wum!
ARTHUR
All right! All right!... No more, please. We will find you a shrubbery...
TALL KNIGHT
You must return here with a shrubbery or else... you shall not pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR
Thanks you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will return with a shrubbery.
TALL KNIGHT
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR
Of course.
TALL KNIGHT
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR
Yes...
TALL KNIGHT
Now – go!
Quote:
FATHER
One day, lad, all this will be yours...
PRINCE
What – the curtains?
Quote:
 

TALL KNIGHT
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
ONE KNIGHT
Ni!
OTHERS
Sh!
ONE KNIGHT
(whispers)
Sorry.
TALL KNIGHT
We are now the Knights Who Go Neeeow... wum... ping!
OTHERS
Ni!
OTHERS
Ni!
ONE KNIGHT
Peng!
OTHERS
Ni!
OTHERS
Sh! Sh!
Quote:
VOICE OVER
In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels... And there was much rejoicing... A year passed...
Quote:
ARTHUR
By what name are you known?
TIM
There are some who call me... Tim.
Quote:
 

TIM
Too late.
ARTHUR
What?
TIM
There he is!
ARTHUR
Where?
TIM
There.
ARTHUR
Behind the rabbit?
TIM
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR
... You silly sod.





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Mordred_X
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17-10-05, 12:50 #2
Quote:
BRIDGEKEEPER
Who approaches the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three!
Ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT
Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your name?
LAUNCELOT
My name is Sir Launcelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT
To find the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER
Right. Off you go.
Quote:
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your name?
ARTHUR
It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is your quest?
ARTHUR
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER
Er... I don't know that... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
Só o final que fode tudo...

O pior é que procurando cenas do filme eu achei este site:

http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood/9060/holye.html

Olha o tempo que os caras tiram:

 


 



E esta site com o Set de Magic de Monty Phyton...

http://mtglair.de/mp.html

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17-10-05, 14:30 #3
hehehe
vc nunca tinha visto?
a posto q nao viu o meaning of life e a vida de brian tb

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Mordred_X
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17-10-05, 14:37 #4
Meaning of Life só o comecinho é que é legal.
Depois vira uma bomba.
Vida de Brian eu vou pegar próximo fim de semana.

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17-10-05, 14:39 #5
meaning of life é o melhor dos 3.

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Mordred_X
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17-10-05, 14:41 #6
É, realmente você é estranho.

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17-10-05, 15:14 #7
ou vc q é burro
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17-10-05, 15:21 #8
ou vcs que nao tem trabalho

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17-10-05, 15:28 #9
Excelente.

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17-10-05, 18:37 #11
meaning of life é o melhor, ao meu ver, por ser o único a conter críticas sociais consistentes.
no holy graal vc pode dar mais risadas
mas nem se compara
meaning of life tem MUITO mais conteúdo

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17-10-05, 18:59 #12
bando de vagabundo

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17-10-05, 19:02 #13
A minha razão de preferir o Cálice Sagrado ao Sentido da Vida é que o primeiro é o humor em seu estado puro, sem nenhuma apelação de qqr tipo que seja.

Extremamente engraçado e inteligente. O Sentido claro que é bom, melhor que 99% dos filmes existentes, mas IMO pior que Cálice.

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17-10-05, 19:05 #14
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A minha razão de preferir o Cálice Sagrado ao Sentido da Vida é que o primeiro é o humor em seu estado puro, sem nenhuma apelação de qqr tipo que seja.

Extremamente engraçado e inteligente. O Sentido claro que é bom, melhor que 99% dos filmes existentes, mas IMO pior que Cálice.
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Darth Maul
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17-10-05, 20:08 #15
Sou mto mais o Flying Circus do que qualquer filme que eles fizeram. Surreal e impenetrável

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17-10-05, 21:01 #16
Deu vontade de postar uma música que não sai da minha cabeça:


Vem cá Cossaco
Cossaco dança agora
Na dança do Cossaco
Não ficar Cossaco fora


by Luiz Gonzaga (pagode russo)

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