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Default Veet for Men Removal Gem Creme

05-01-13, 17:42 #1
 


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Postado por DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Postado por Veet: skin and hair remover
I decided that I'd treat the missus to the clean look near the meat and two veg. On applying Veet to the baldy man, I immediately noticed an affect, along with a severe burning smell. Not only did Veet get rid of every last hair folicle on my trunk, it also burned my nads to within an inche of their lives. The pain can only be described as like someone holding a candle under my ball-sack. Imagine Deep-Heat, only containing sulfuric acid - you know, the stuff that eats steel. Not good. However, when all is said and done, it certainly did get rid of the hair, but also a significant amount of dermis skin. My poor scrotum looked like a cherry dipped in red paint. Not for faint hearted but I'd recommend to anyone with a fetish.
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Postado por Hairless Pete
Like many others I had bought this product as an alterenative to shaving, even though I use the razor regularly it always leaves stubble so through this would last longer - well it definately does

When (if) my tackle does grow back I'm sure it will be completely hairless

Whilst this does exactly what it says on the box, a cheaper (and less painful) method might be to apply petrol to the nether regions & set fire

HEIAUOHEAOIE to me mijando de rir lendo esses user reviews, vale o share:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm/278-2696867-4953830?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending





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05-01-13, 17:47 #2
heauheauheauhea pqp

"The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now."

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maurocool
 

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05-01-13, 18:04 #3
heuaheauhe pqp, to ha uns 10 min rachando de rir com os reviews

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didz
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Gamertag: Stefan Prestes PSN ID: stefanprestes XFIRE ID: exxhail Steam ID: didz
05-01-13, 18:11 #4
HUAEHUE

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05-01-13, 19:20 #5
" a cheaper (and less painful) method might be to apply petrol to the nether regions & set fire"

IUAHEUIAHEAUIEHAI

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05-01-13, 19:30 #6
Porra Veet! Porra!

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Fura Olho
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06-01-13, 01:50 #7
UEAHEAUHUAEHUAEUHAEUHAE
os reviews da amazon sao a cereja do bolo das avaliacoes

olhem os reviews da minha ultima aquisicao:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-...DateDescending
fica ainda melhor na parte customer images
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QUANDO CHEGAR, POSTAREI FOTOS E VCS TERAO INVEJA DE MIM!!!!!!!!11111

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rockafeller
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06-01-13, 10:14 #8
hUHUEAHU q top fura
24 dolar baratinho
comprou na amazon mesmo? ficou qto no final? amazon vende pro BRBRBRBR?

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Never Ping
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06-01-13, 11:36 #9
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Postado por Fura Olho Mostrar Post
UEAHEAUHUAEHUAEUHAEUHAE
os reviews da amazon sao a cereja do bolo das avaliacoes

olhem os reviews da minha ultima aquisicao:
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-...DateDescending
fica ainda melhor na parte customer images
KIDS LOVE IT
[IMAGEM]

QUANDO CHEGAR, POSTAREI FOTOS E VCS TERAO INVEJA DE MIM!!!!!!!!11111
Cara, taí uma parada boa pro Carnaval.

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Sussa
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06-01-13, 13:10 #10
O capyvara usava essa mascara de cavalo direto no serviço. Mto foda.

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Sephiroth
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06-01-13, 14:49 #11
hotline miami essa mascara
lol

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bomber
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06-01-13, 18:37 #12
Pqp, chorei de rir enquanto lia os comments...
"Not for faint hearted but I'd recommend to anyone with a fetish."

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06-01-13, 19:08 #13
ahuahuahuahauhauhaua
Adorei, recomendo a todos !!

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06-01-13, 20:08 #14
HIHIAHIAHIAHIEHUAEHAIEHUAEAIHI

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Fura Olho
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06-01-13, 22:59 #15
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hUHUEAHU q top fura
24 dolar baratinho
comprou na amazon mesmo? ficou qto no final? amazon vende pro BRBRBRBR?
ia comprar pela amazon entregando nos eua, mas nao rolou qdo eu tava por la em novembro
uns amigos q foram tb nao toparam trazer, n sei pq

dai eu achei NO EBAY COM FRETE GRATIS!!!!onze
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Creepy-Horse...item416e9c7786

dai aproveitei pra comprar tb minha mascara de guy fawkes
http://www.ebay.com/itm/V-Vendetta-A...item5aebbf9f84

A CRIANCADA VAI AMAR

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rockafeller
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11-01-13, 10:13 #16
HUAHEUEA
CARALHO
FAZENDO MINHA CONTA NO EBAY NOW

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rockafeller
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11-01-13, 10:20 #17
provavelmente não vai servir na minha cabeça... hehaeuhae

mas comprando mesmo assim


porra
logo depois q eu comprei apareceu outra por 23,99

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Horse-Head-M...81028622214%26


Last edited by rockafeller; 11-01-13 at 10:29..
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kaolhooo
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11-01-13, 11:11 #18
My poor scrotum looked like a cherry dipped in red paint


aehioaheoaheoaeaehuiaheo

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kakarotto
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11-01-13, 12:26 #19
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provavelmente não vai servir na minha cabeça... hehaeuhae

mas comprando mesmo assim

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ReDEviL
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11-01-13, 14:16 #20
porra essa máscara de cavalo rlz d+
usaria até no meu casamento ehauihiuahe

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11-01-13, 14:17 #21
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" a cheaper (and less painful) method might be to apply petrol to the nether regions & set fire"

IUAHEUIAHEAUIEHAI
Velho, tô rindo insanamente alto desde que cheguei nessa parte...

aheuhauehaueheua

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rockafeller
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11-01-13, 14:38 #22
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Sephiroth
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Gamertag: sephitoff PSN ID: alanpk
11-01-13, 17:12 #23
Véi
to vendo na amazon essa mascara de cavalo
to rachando de rir com as fotos e as captions delas

comprarei uma no ebay tb auehauhe

 


 


 


 

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rockafeller
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11-01-13, 17:34 #24
 

 



HUAEHUAH

pelo menos 1x na sua vida vc vai usar e se divertir MUITO

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didz
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Gamertag: Stefan Prestes PSN ID: stefanprestes XFIRE ID: exxhail Steam ID: didz
11-01-13, 17:37 #25
cavalo não tá com nada
a moda agora é coelho, tipo o do misfits

TOTALLY BADASS

 

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