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25-05-05, 14:57 #1
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25-05-05, 14:59 #2
q tosco un4

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25-05-05, 15:06 #3
porra nao faz isso, una
tem mta coisa bot ali pra ler e rir, entao nao pode estar no trabalho pq eu mesmo soh consigo rir de meio alto pra alto

<@maddox> FUCK!
<@maddox> my mom just found my website
<+DMTec> isn't she proud?
<+khoveraki> ha
<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh fuck, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox

AEiheahoEAAE ala o maddox

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25-05-05, 15:08 #4
HAAHHH AIUHEHUAEIHOIAEHIEiAJneJAKnçkleANANÇLEANÇLk

Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."

CHAMEM O POTA

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25-05-05, 15:13 #5
HAHAIEUPAEJAEAEAEAEMNaeMNAEmnaEkmAEHEPAEHJojo
<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name
<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name.
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!
<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<VCR-clock>
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<SailorV> EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

fechei ate a janela
nao vou ler mais

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25-05-05, 15:18 #6
GEAIUHGEOAIHGAEIHAEG
uodafoc hgaoiuhgaoiuhgeoiuahgeoaiueag
essa do maddox foi foda haegheghgea

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25-05-05, 15:31 #7
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HAHAIEUPAEJAEAEAEAEMNaeMNAEmnaEkmAEHEPAEHJojo
<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name
<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name.
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!
<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<VCR-clock>
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<SailorV> EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

fechei ate a janela
nao vou ler mais

auehaeiaheiauhaiueh

ROFLMAO

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25-05-05, 15:38 #8
Que bando de filha da puta!

<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer
<acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket
<acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone
<acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him
<Nuzzler> haha
<acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket
<acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off
<dendyh0> ...
<acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines
<dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nuzzler> ROFL!!


HEUHUAHeuahueHUHueaheuhaeuHAUAHuehuaEhauEhauAHUeahua
AEHUEHAYEUYSAEGYWUIHRWURYIgbawyi4ebt34

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25-05-05, 16:21 #9
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q tosco un4
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GEAIUHGEOAIHGAEIHAEG
uodafoc hgaoiuhgaoiuhgeoiuahgeoaiueag
essa do maddox foi foda haegheghgea
e aqui nos vemos maxcool e seu problema de personalidade indecisa e dependente de influência alheia

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25-05-05, 16:29 #10
AHUAHUAUH VCR CLOCK BLINKS
AHHHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

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25-05-05, 17:54 #11
maxcool maria vai com as outras

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25-05-05, 18:19 #12
podicre
o maxcu é meio retard mesmo
as vezes ele me xinga pra caralho
e as vezes ele é todo engraçadinho
é um belo filho da puta isso sim

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25-05-05, 19:25 #13
maxcu pegador mor da ds

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25-05-05, 20:14 #14
pega eu entao max

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25-05-05, 21:11 #15
Muito maneiro o site!

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25-05-05, 23:06 #16
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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26-05-05, 00:42 #17
nenhuma ganha dessa made in brazil

[18:11] <hellzzz> eh horrivel cagar
[18:11] <hellzzz> vc nunca sabe se tem algum bixo na privada
[18:11] <hellzzz> te esperando
[18:11] <hellzzz> pra entrar no cu
[18:11] <hellzzz> eh a parte mais desprotegida do ser humano
[18:11] <Pedro182> HIAOAIOAIHOAHOOAHIIOAHHOIA
[18:12] <hellzzz> eh verdade
[18:13] <hellzzz> tu consegue proteger teu cu se vc tiver cagando?
[18:13] <Pedro182> meu mas na privada nem da nada
[18:13] <Pedro182> aiohasoi
[18:13] <hellzzz> ueh
[18:13] <hellzzz> sei la vai q tem um bixo subaquatico
[18:13] <hellzzz> q nada nos canos de privadas
[18:13] <Pedro182> o bixo nao vai conseguir entrar se a bosta ta saindo
[18:13] <hellzzz> nunca se sabe
[18:13] <Pedro182> haoahiaio q maneh bixo subaquatico oq
[18:13] <hellzzz> tu nao caga toda hora q ta na privada
[18:14] <hellzzz> tem sempre uma hora q ta tomando ar soh pra empurrar mais

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26-05-05, 00:44 #18
mas aquela das multas é foda hehehehehe

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26-05-05, 00:47 #19
Naum axei graca em nenhuma dessas ai ...so a do kav
huAaUAHUaHUAHuAHua

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26-05-05, 17:43 #20
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

jaijaauahhuaihiuhaiuhaaa

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26-05-05, 17:49 #21
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


AuiHIEhUHHeihIUheihIhIUHeiIehIHiHIEhIHeiIHIe essa foi a melhjor que eu vi ate agora

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26-05-05, 23:28 #22
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

hahahahahahaha
essa aqui tbm eh boa:

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected])
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

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26-05-05, 23:40 #23
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e aqui nos vemos maxcool e seu problema de personalidade indecisa e dependente de influência alheia
e aqui vemos relax usando as palavras novas q aprendeu na escola hoje

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26-05-05, 23:42 #24
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maxcool maria vai com as outras
vcs sao mto burros

eu nao falei q o site era ruim
eu quis dizer q a relacao titulo do topic/site era ruim

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26-05-05, 23:43 #25
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podicre
o maxcu é meio retard mesmo
as vezes ele me xinga pra caralho
e as vezes ele é todo engraçadinho
é um belo filho da puta isso sim
xingo qdo merece
e nao sou 'engraçadinho' pra você, sou pra mim mesmo :*
e nem sou filho da puta!
mas belo eu sou! \o/

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26-05-05, 23:44 #26
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maxcu pegador mor da ds
nonono
sou no máximo o vice
o pegador mor eh vc, ou já esqueceu?

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26-05-05, 23:44 #27
mas não deixa de ser narigudo

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27-05-05, 00:01 #28
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

 

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27-05-05, 11:55 #29
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nonono
sou no máximo o vice
o pegador mor eh vc, ou já esqueceu?

nem, eu nunca falei q era pegador mor

vc q fica contando 1 milhao de historias ai q pegou n sei quem, q fez n sei oq

tem gente q precisa criar uma vida virtual quando n tem a real





ps: concordo com o relax

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27-05-05, 12:14 #30
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

EOUHEUOHUOEU

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27-05-05, 12:24 #31
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<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

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27-05-05, 13:46 #32
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AHUHUAHAUAHAUHUHAU
ROFL ROFL AHUAHUA

tem o joguinho no site
pqp olha as ideia

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27-05-05, 13:56 #33
qm te apresento o joguinho
mtooo rox!!

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