Forever Young
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MSN Encarta Agent
05-12-05, 11:26
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É, mais uma concorrência ao google, nada que o google talk não faça tb..... |
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Trooper
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05-12-05, 11:50
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uahauahuHauhauAHuahauahaUahuaHuahau legal d brincar |
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05-12-05, 11:59
#3
luiz says:
let me bang your mom Encarta® Instant Answers says: Wait... You want to have sex with my mom? luiz says: KISS MY ASS Encarta® Instant Answers says: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life. Last edited by relax'; 05-12-05 at 12:11.. |
tony
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05-12-05, 12:07
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cortem-lhe a cabeça. diz:
What is a mahnah mahnah? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer |
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05-12-05, 12:13
#5
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
OK. What would you like to chat about? spool? diz: Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Cool! What would you like to say about Google? spool? diz: Google rocks! Encarta® Instant Answers diz: That's cool. You like Google? I'll remember that. Talking about Google is a lot of fun, but let's move on. What else is up?Encarta® Instant Answers diz: OK. What would you like to chat about? spool? diz: Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Cool! What would you like to say about Google? spool? diz: Google rocks! Encarta® Instant Answers diz: That's cool. You like Google? I'll remember that. Talking about Google is a lot of fun, but let's move on. What else is up? |
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05-12-05, 12:18
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mas po, é útil até
eu perguntei "Where is praga?" e ele mostrou até mapa hoho, curitiba tb funcionou: Curitiba, formerly Curytiba, city in southern Brazil, capital of Paraná State, on the Cubatão Plateau, near Paranaguá. Curitiba is commercially.... Let me take you to a map of Curitiba, Brazil. => |
tony
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05-12-05, 12:18
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relax ownado pelo pc! bnwhauwhau!
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Mandalorian
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05-12-05, 12:24
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Trooper
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05-12-05, 12:52
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uahuahuahuahauhauhauhauhauhauahuahuaha irado |
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05-12-05, 13:00
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af eu aloprei tanto o coiso... que ele não quer responder!
Cada pergunta que eu fazia, em sequencia, mesmo que não fosse xingamento... Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: OK spool?, I've just about had it. Please apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you: Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret. Get it? Now say you're sorry. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Please apologize for being so rude to me. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Come on. Just say you're sorry already. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Say you're sorry, please. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I asked you to please apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience... Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I asked you to apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You have bad manners. Now apologize. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Please apologize, K? I've got lots of other things to do. Aí comecou a repetir, mas aparecia umas novas de vez em quando. Falta do que fazer sucks spool? diz: i'm sorry Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Thanks. I accept. The end. |
Trooper
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05-12-05, 13:05
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falta de o que fazer suxxx
eu nem consigo ficar muito tempo no msn se eu fico muito tempo fecho todas janelas e nem dou xau |
Trooper
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05-12-05, 13:18
#12
where are you from?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California. you like this place? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Good question. I'm not too sure how I feel about this place. |
The Alpha Male
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05-12-05, 13:33
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falou tudo depois disso nao preciso falar mais nada sobre o relax |
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inativo
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05-12-05, 13:54
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Eu mandei ele zifuder, e abriu uma janelinha com a definição de "educação".
owned :/ |
Trooper
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05-12-05, 14:22
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porra, o PC tá ownando todo mundo!!! hsauoheouh bora hackear esse troço pra ele aprender a não brincar com a DS!!!! ahshoheo
a melhor foi a do relax ashuoheoushouheo |
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05-12-05, 14:37
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UAEHae
Anderson diz: Who am I? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You're Anderson. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Yup. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Uh huh. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Yes. That's right. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Yup. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Uh huh. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? You can type "?" at any time for a list of questions I can answer. Anderson diz: really? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Yes, really. Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? What does the flag of South Korea look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too. |
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05-12-05, 14:38
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Anderson diz:
fuck you Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I understand that's a very unkind insult. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? What does the flag of Germany look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too. fdp, abriu o dicionário com o significado da palavra elegante |
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05-12-05, 14:40
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AHHHH
ele não sabe Anderson diz: Who is my mother? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Hmm. I'm not sure I know My Mother. Let's try an Encarta search. => |
Trooper
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05-12-05, 14:41
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I-M-P-E-R-A-D-O-R diz:
do you like sex? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Whoa. I-M-P-E-R-A-D-O-R diz: am i god? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You might be god. I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. What does the flag of Mexico look like? Ask me, and I might even play its national anthem too. ahahahahah tá espertinho hein |
Trooper
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05-12-05, 14:48
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- NickTrocado - says:
did u know my real name? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I don't know... Did I know your real name? - NickTrocado - says: i dont know, did u? Encarta® Instant Answers says: What? - NickTrocado - says: do you know 'mario' ? Encarta® Instant Answers says: I don't think I know Mario. Let's try an Encarta search. => |
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06-12-05, 08:58
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.alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz:
Who is Pele? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Pelé, born in 1940, Brazilian soccer player who is considered one of the greatest soccer players of all time. Pelé led Brazil to international.... I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: Invite me Encarta® Instant Answers diz: OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application: Encarta® Instant Answers está convidando você para iniciar Encarta. Deseja aceitar (Alt+C) ou recusar (Alt+D) o convite? Você aceitou o convite para iniciar Encarta. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: You're wrong! Pelé isn't 'one of the greatest'. He is THE greatest Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Thanks for accepting this invitation! The application should load shortly. => Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic => I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: You are wrong .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: i'd rather take a look at wikipedia Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Are you wrong as well,.alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic => .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: What is Flamengo? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: What is Cruzeiro? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: You sucks, don't know anything about soccer Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me: * What is the capital of South Korea? * I want to see the biography of Leonardo da Vinci. * How many calories are there in an orange? .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: go hell with your answers, you don't have a clue of anything Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Hmmm, that's something I can't find an answer for in the encyclopedia. Type "?" at any time to see a list of questions I can answer. .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: ENCYCLOPEDIA? you must be kidding, calling this lame shit an 'encyclopedia' Encarta® Instant Answers diz: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer? .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: reputation points at DS Encarta® Instant Answers diz: I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. => .alfredo. salario na mao eh vendaval! diz: or maybe it doesn't Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Hmm. I'm not sure about that one. Let's try an Encarta search. => Last edited by maxcool; 06-12-05 at 09:00.. |
Trooper
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06-12-05, 10:26
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o maxcool vc conhece o mario?
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06-12-05, 10:30
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nicktrocado tosco eh DO you know e nao DID
maxcool eh YOU SUCK e nao SUCKS, verbo to be e eh go TO hell pq go hell eh "vai inferno" [english teacher mode off] |
Trooper
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06-12-05, 10:36
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Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Welcome back, Simonraphael! How can I help you? Did you know? Cinco de Mayo, a Mexican national holiday, commemorates the defeat of French forces by a relatively small Mexican force in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Raphael Simon I diz: mexican people sucks... they stink Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Let's try looking in Encarta. => Encarta® Instant Answers está convidando você para iniciar Encarta. Deseja aceitar (Alt+C) ou recusar (Alt+D) o convite? Você aceitou o convite para iniciar Encarta. Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. => Raphael Simon I diz: i don't wanna see mexican people Encarta® Instant Answers diz: You don't want to see mexican people? Raphael Simon I diz: no... am i clear? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Good question! I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. I'm sure you've heard about Kyrgyzstan... but do you know where it is? Just ask me and I'll show it to you on a map! Raphael Simon I diz: map of fuckin' what? Encarta® Instant Answers diz: Let me take you to a map of fuckin what. => affff!!! |
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