n00b diccionary

[Mordred_X]

This is a list of both complete and abbreviated internet slang.

0–9
1337: Leet, derived from "elite".

A
AFAIK: As Far As I Know
AFK: Away From Keyboard
AIUI: As I understand it
ASL: Age / Sex / Location
ASAP: As soon as possible
ATM: At The Moment
AYBABTU: All Your Base Are Belong To Us (from the game Zero Wing). Can also be written as AYBAB2U or abbreviated as AYB

B
B2B: "Business to Business", "Back to Back" or "Back to Business"
BBL: Be Back Later
BCNU: Be seein' you.
Blog: Weblog
BOFH: Bastard Operator From Hell
(Ro)Bot: any type of automated software in chatrooms and Web-cataloging software
BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (from military slang)
BSOD: Blue Screen of Death
BRB: Be Right Back or BathRoom Break. No reference for second definition.
BTW: By The Way

C
Cartooney (adj/noun): an unfounded legal threat often involving a non-existent lawyer and used in context of spammers threatening the anti-spam community.
CBA: Can't be Arsed/Assed
CBF: Can't be fucked
Crawl: to retrieve a webpage along with the hyperlinks that reference it. Basically, it is what the Spider does to the Web.
CU: See you (later)
Cyber- (prefix): term used to connect the subsequent word loosely to the world of computers or the Internet or sex over a computer.
Cyberspace: virtual reality, the Internet, the World Wide Web, and other kinds of computer systems. Science fiction author William Gibson coined the term in the novel Neuromancer. Gibson used the word to describe a virtual world of computer networks that his cyberpunk heroes "jacked into."

D
DoS: Denial of Service (a malicious attack on a computer system. Sometimes also called DDOS, for "Distributed Denial of Service".)

E
EoL: End of Line

F
F2F: Face To Face (that is, "in real life")
Flamer: one who writes inflammatory posts, also known as an Internet Troll
FOAD: Fuck Off And Die
FOAF: Friend Of A Friend
FTW/4TW/FTL/4TL: For The Win/Loss/Lose. Used to express enjoyment or derision, usually for a tactic in an online game.
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair (from military slang; pronounced "foo-bar")
FUD: "fear, uncertainty, and doubt" (the purposeful spread of misinformation)
FWIW: For What It's Worth
FYI: For Your Information
FFS: For Fuck's Sake

G
Godwin's Law: dictates that the longer a thread, the more likely someone will post a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler.
GMTA:Great Minds Think Alike
GTG: Got To Go (AKA: G2G) and Good To Go

H
HAND: Have a Nice Day
Handle: name used in online chat, (AKA nick(name), alias, screen/user name)
Hit: a request made to the Web server, (noun) the results of an internet search, (verb) loading a Web page. Hits are not equivalent to visitors of a webpage.
Home: the website's introduction page, starting point, and guide. The technical term is "index"
Hot List: a collection of publicly available URLS (World Wide Web site addresses), sometimes available as text files. This term is not to be confused with Favorites.
HTH: Hope This/That Helps, Happy To Help

I
IANAL: I Am Not A Lawyer
IAWTC: I Agree With This Comment
IDK: I don't know
IIRC: If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IMAO: In My Arrogant Opinion
IMO: In My Opinion, IMHO: In My Humble Opinion (sometimes 'Honest'), IMNSHO: In My Not So Humble Opinion
Information Superhighway: the Internet (AKA: I-way, infobahn), originated from an Al Gore Speech
IOW: In Other Words
IRC: Internet Relay Chat
IRL: In Real Life
IYKWIM: If You Know What I Mean

J
Jaggy: the stepping effect along curves in onscreen text or in bit-mapped graphics.
JK or j/k: Just kidding

K
KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

L
Lamer/Lama: a know-nothing, a jerk.
LOL: laughing out loud, laugh out loud, lots of laughter
LMAO: laughing my ass off, a variation of the above
LMK: let me know
Lurker: one who frequents a message board without participating in discussions

M
MMORPG: Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
MOTD: Message Of The Day
MUD: "Multi-User Dungeon"
MUSH: "Multi-User Shared Habitat"
MYOB : Mind Your Own Business

N
n00b: newbie in leetspeak ; used to describe someone of inferior status; can also be used as a verb - "He was noobin it"
NIFOC: Naked in Front of Computer
NM: (Sometimes written N/M) No Message or No More, used on Internet forums or e-mails to indicate that everything is already said in the subject line. NM is also Internet slang for Not Much.
NVM: Nevermind

O
OIC: Oh, I See
OOC: Out of Character, used in some online communities to denote that what is being said has little to do with what is normally discussed.
Op: Operator / Moderator (also SysOp)
OS: "Operating System"
OTOH: On The Other Hand
OMG, OMFG: Oh My God/Gosh, Oh My Fucking God.
OMGWTFBBQ: A comment stated in respose to somthing bizzare or outrageous.
O RLY: Oh really?

P
P2P: peer-to-peer
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
Ping: are you there? (from the ICMP ECHO REQUEST packet)
PITA: Pain In The Ass
PLMK: Please Let Me Know
PWN: To be better than, cooler

Q

R
Rehi: hello again
RL: Real Life
RO(T)FL: Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO: Rolling On Floor, Laughing My Ass Off
RSN: "Real Soon Now" (used sarcastically)
RTFM: Read The Fucking Manual

S
Smiley: emoticon
SNAFU: situation normal, all fucked up (from military slang)
Snail Mail: normal paper mail service
SOL: shit out of luck
Spider: the program behind a search engine
Spam: junk email. The name was derived from "Spiced Ham"
STFU: Shut The Fuck Up.
SFT: Stop fucking typing

T
Teh: The
Teh Intarwebs: The Internet
TIA: thanks in advance
TINC: there is no cabal (a term discouraging conspiracy theories)
TOS: terms of service
TPTB: the powers to/that be
TTBOMK: To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN: Ta Ta For Now
TTYL: Talk To You Later
Tweedler: computer geek
TYT: Take Your Time

W
W/: with, also W/O meaning without, also W/E meaning whatever + VC: Voice Chat
WB: Welcome Back
WTB: Want To Buy
WTH: What The Heck/Hell?
WTF: What The Fuck
WOMBAT: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WRT: With Respect/Regards To
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get

X

Y
Y: Yes or Why
YHBT: You have been trolled
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary (used as a disclaimer for an opinion)
YA RLY: Yeah really (see O RLY)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._slang_phrases

Mordred_X, postando NIFOC. No trabalho.

[Cyan Leader]

É meio antigo isso. Não tem QFT nem BBQ.

[maxcool]

dict

[Mordred_X]

Entra lá e põe, ué.

[e.usaf]

URW - You are Welcome

[shogun]

AMAGADROTFLMAOWTFBBQ!!1UM

[serjaum]

po...nao tem KQ no dicionario =/

[Scapegoat]

 

[Zedd]

MUD nao é multi user dungeon
é multi user domain

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[drakiN]

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NO WAI!

[RupertX]

q q eh kthxbye?

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,pqp adoro os tópicos do mordida em X.
Tenho que mandar isso pros meus amigos non-nerdes. Eu escrevo "bot" ninguém entende - rox e rlz nem se fala. Sou considerado ilegível no msn, MALDITOS!

[vegetous]

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