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Isso sim é noticia rox!
28-06-05, 19:55
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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/06/r...ath_match.html
Real Life Death Match "Not as Fun" as Teens Hoped By Brian Briggs Buffalo Grove, IL - Seven teens were killed and two injured during a real-life "death match" they engaged in a suburban Chicago home. The teens got the idea for the real-life death match after countless hours playing online death matches against one another. "Crazee-Rod always had such high ping times that it slowed everybody else down, so T-Banger said we should just do it for real at his house," said survivor Kevin Wilkins. Teen with GunThe teens placed weapons around the home, then all started from different "spawn points." While they were unable to get a real-life gravity gun, they did get a chainsaw and a .357. "I was disappointed we couldn't get a gravity gun," said Wilkins, "but in retrospect it probably would've made the match unfair for whoever got it." "I went for the shotgun, because I thought it would be most effective in a close-quarters environment, but nothing beats a chainsaw for that," said Barry Hastert who survived a severed right arm by making it to a "med kit" placed by the stairs. Then survivors said they knew their idea had gone horribly wrong after seven of their friends were dead. "I kept waiting for Paul and Trevor to respawn, but he just laid there bleeding. That's when I knew we should stop playing. It just wasn't fun after that," said Wilkins. While saddened by the loss of his friends Hastert said he "totally pwned them" but getting shot in the leg by a .357 was "not as fun" as he'd hoped. The incident brought renewed calls from local politicians to ban violent video games as well as moronic teenagers. "When you combine violent video games with stupid ideas like these teens had, it's a recipe for disaster. We're just lucky they didn't decide to reenact Katamari Damacy or our whole world could've been in danger from a giant rolling sticky ball," said City Councilperson Bob Stephens. |
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28-06-05, 19:58
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Alguem gravou demo?
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28-06-05, 19:59
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e aonde fica o PAINTBALL?
oiahoahohahaihaioioahaiohoihaio tem muita gente doente por aí viu |
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28-06-05, 20:04
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num intendi
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28-06-05, 20:07
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huoehuoe. e o cara ali de cima ainda acredita. haha. mas bem bolado
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 20:08
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e quem n sabe ingles só se fode viu nem pra deixar um resuminho pra gente
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 20:14
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Nem usaram Cheating-Death!
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28-06-05, 20:17
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pqp, de boa... isso não pode ser real! huahuahuauha
"Eu fiquei esperando o Paul e o Trevor no respawn..." fala serio huahauahu |
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 20:21
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bah, isso que é ser nerd viciado
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Ewok
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28-06-05, 20:24
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o bom é que depois que eles percebem que a brincadeira não foi tão divertida
e ainda ficam tristes pela perda dos amigos não pode ser real nem fudendo auhsuahsuahushuhaush ... |
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28-06-05, 20:31
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caraca hgaeoiuhgaiuhgeage
hoax?! |
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 20:38
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isso é hoax.
com certeza |
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28-06-05, 20:42
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Quote:
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🌀 Trooper
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28-06-05, 21:21
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No final da página você ve:
Copyright 1999-2005 by BBspot LLC BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere. |
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 21:33
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ahhh
parece o pit bull postando noticia de que o lula renuncio  |
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 22:56
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é o CoconutCandyGood dos gringos.
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 22:59
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Crazykibe owns! |
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Trooper
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28-06-05, 23:07
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eu leio coca da boa... hawuawhuaw.. sou debil? sei la.. nao conheço a historia do site. acompanho ha pouco tempo.. hawuashuawhawuaw... dahora a noticia. hauawhawu... |
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28-06-05, 23:11
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Flood pra explicar.
Patua, um amigo meu fazia o Mr. Manson do cocadaboa. Ele me contou q vem de coca da boa mesmo. Hj parece q o outro kra fz todo mundo no site parece. |
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28-06-05, 23:31
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kramba.. eu pensava que eram escritores unicos... e nao que ficava variando..
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28-06-05, 23:34
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Não fica. Eram escritores únicos. Mas o Mr. Manson disse q cansou e saiu do site. Tipo deu foda-se pra tudo.
A gente ia montar um blog com personagens imaginários de palhaçada, mas a idéia nunca vingou =~~ |
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28-06-05, 23:41
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haueheaui!!!ques caras duentes....vamos marcar um CS ao vivo ai galera...haueuia!
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29-06-05, 11:48
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Sobre a notícia:
 FAKA. |
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29-06-05, 12:38
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29-06-05, 14:35
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uaeuihauieh se fizermos isso com tf
depois da Nail cabo o CF :* |
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29-06-05, 14:58
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eu vou de hwguy
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29-06-05, 15:07
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iria de demoman. .hawuawhauw
set detpack 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... |
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Trooper
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29-06-05, 15:21
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A gente bem que podia plantar um detpack em alguma ponte por aí...
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Trooper
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29-06-05, 16:18
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quero ver quem seria macho de construir uma sentry gun
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