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Converse com estranhos
09-04-09, 20:24
#1
robei da Hardmob!
to dando mta risada! http://omegle.com entrem ai e falem com pessoas aleatorias, é engraçado! valeu! |
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Trooper
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09-04-09, 20:33
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Entrei, to conversando com uma garota da belgica de 15 anos
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09-04-09, 20:33
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aheuihaeuihaeuhaehuaea
iradissimooooo tou trocando ideia com uma mulher da california |
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Trooper
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09-04-09, 20:57
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HAEIUEHAhaeUIEAHEUIA conversei com um cara de Toronto no Canadá
massa velho |
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The real (1)
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09-04-09, 21:01
#5
Porra
conversei com um indiano  dahora esse site |
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09-04-09, 21:04
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: STFU NIGGER You: hi??? Stranger: STFU NIGGER Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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09-04-09, 21:07
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falei com um cara da espanha... ele falou que conhece algumas cidades do brasil, tipo recife, rio, e elogiou as cataratas do iguaçu.
legal a idéia do site |
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09-04-09, 21:37
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You: Heey
Stranger: hi ther You: how r ya? Stranger: decent. gettin by Stranger: u You: i'm ok Stranger: kewl You: where ya from? Stranger: uk Stranger: u You: nice You: i'm br Your conversational partner has disconnected. porra...só falar que é br cai a baia ja uaeuuae |
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09-04-09, 21:45
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You: Hello, I'm a pedophile.
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09-04-09, 21:57
#10
Stranger: where are u from?
You: brazil You: and you? Stranger: too Stranger: cara, vs tá afim de sexo virtual? You have disconnected. |
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09-04-09, 22:06
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey there Stranger: how you doing? You: im doing fine and you? Stranger: pretty good Stranger: where are you from? You: brazil and you? Stranger: também. Your conversational partner has disconnected. só tem br nisso porra hauhuaha, ja comecei a conversar com 3 brasileiros agora to fingindo pra um brasileiro que sou da india hauhua |
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09-04-09, 22:39
#12
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: sup Stranger: how r u You: fine, u ? Stranger: im good r u a girl or boy You: boy, u r a girl isnt it ? Stranger: ima boy You: DAMN You: where are u from ? Stranger: michigan u? You: india Stranger: wow thats cool im gonna find someone new k You: NOOOOOOOOOOO You: i love you man Stranger: ok thats interestng r u gay You: sure not, just kidding. pegadinha do malandro bobalhao |
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09-04-09, 23:10
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ashusahusAhuashsuahauSASHUsahusahuas, krusty!
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Trooper
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09-04-09, 23:16
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off?
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Trooper
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09-04-09, 23:17
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eu to conversando com um estranho. estranho PRACARALHO
gori says: IAEW BICHA LOCA Rodrigo | Kenshin says: vaitomarnocu |
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10-04-09, 00:10
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lolwut
You: Where u from Strange? Stranger: from a strange place Stranger: Stranger land You: Cool You: There is some coke in this place? Stranger: no we are clean people nao entendi ahuioeahiue |
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The real (1)
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10-04-09, 00:19
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You: hi
Stranger: hi~~ You: where r u from? Stranger: 我是韩国人思密达 You: COOL |
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10-04-09, 00:29
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10-04-09, 00:34
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JA CHEGUEI CHEGANO
Stranger: age/location/sex? You: 24 brazil yes AJUERAHUIRHOIURHUIRAHARSUIAE |
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10-04-09, 00:39
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tem mto chines hauehue
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10-04-09, 00:43
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ja tinha postado algo assim uma vez aqui
não lembro o site, mas era legal |
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10-04-09, 00:43
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You: age/location/sex? Stranger: 19/m/eire Stranger: u? You: no thanks |
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10-04-09, 00:50
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aheuhae to conversando com um russo agora
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10-04-09, 01:05
#24
Code:
Stranger: hi You: age/location/sex? Stranger: 22/houston/male You: are u gay? Stranger: nope You: aw You: please be gay with me |
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10-04-09, 01:11
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tem uns mto locao
Code:
Stranger: Hey Stranger: I need your help Stranger: badly You: SAY BRO You: WHAT U NEED You: I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE You: NAU Stranger: I kind of uhh Stranger: just killed someone in rl Stranger: and idk what to do Stranger: Im really scared man You: OMG You: OMG You: OMGOMGOMG You: ICALLPOLICENOW You: YOU IP IS 38.234.24.12 You: RUNIFUCAN You: POLICEISCOMMING |
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10-04-09, 01:51
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cara q demais isso lol
tava falando com um chines gente boa! ai ele falou, time to work :P 13:00 la agora ahahahahahahhaha |
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10-04-09, 01:55
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hehehe
eu tava falando com uma americana até agora poco até convenci a me mandar as fotos dela ahahahhaha doidera rapaz |
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10-04-09, 02:11
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Stranger: hi
You: hello! Stranger: whats up? You: I need a hammer You: I need a metal headpiece Stranger: hahaha You: Stay a while and listen Stranger: why? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :< EUIOAWHEIOAWE Stranger: yo You: Hi there! You: wazzup? Stranger: chillin dog chillin Stranger: where you from You: nice n' cold You: ima from alaska and ya? Stranger: flo-rida You: just got my brand new ice broadband here You: cmon speak to my penguin Stranger: what? You: -Glugluglguglguglgu (omg that's a turkey) You: dont't worry, he likes do that Stranger: 안녕하세요! You: Hi I'm a hot chick and I'm anxious to fu*k sum1 You: omg You: nihau! You: mingau! You: miau! You: nho lau! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10-04-09, 02:14
#30
You: brazil
You: what about u? Stranger: oh christ Stranger: too many of you on here You: hahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected. AEAHIUEHAIEUH |
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10-04-09, 02:26
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You: just got my brand new ice broadband here
You: -Glugluglguglguglgu (omg that's a turkey) to rindo mto disso puta merda ahuahuahuahuahauhauh |
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10-04-09, 02:51
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Stranger: HI
You: Hi there You: howz goin? Stranger: asl You: OMG You: HELP ME Stranger: fine You: CALL THE POLICE You: IMA BEING MURDERED@#$QW# You: sdfxxc You have disconnected. Stranger: Hi, You: Son, still awake? Stranger: This is Jake from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities. You: disconnect right the way and go get some sleep Stranger: You have been warned. You: omg jeez Stranger: Unfortunately, there have been several instances reported with your unique identifier. Stranger: I can assure you this is not a joke, we take this matter very seriously and you should as well. You are in violation of Federal Law. You: How can a parent get that kinda of warning Stranger: The logs direct me to this IP, your machine. Stranger: My recommendation would be to log off permanently. Stranger: If you do not know who is responsible, there will be no recourse when we report to the appropriate authority. You: that should not be  Stranger: Again, if that is the case, then my recommendation is to log off permanently. Stranger: Any further questions? You: yes Stranger: Yes? You: What do you preferer: Orange juice or strawberry pie? You: (orange juice has 2 points) You: that's kinda a very useful and important survey Stranger: You are in volation of Federal Law. You: please anwser sinceriously Stranger: Please, I assure you we take this matter very seriously. You: omfg everything I'm violating the law, you're not funny, fuck you and your law, cocksuker You have disconnected. You: Good morning! Stranger: 教主？ You: yes! You: 教主! Stranger: ？？？ Stranger: ！ ！！ ！ You: 多言語対応サーチエンジンの日本 You: よびニュース検索、 You: _!_ You have disconnected. You: hello there, please DONT be a chinese guy (silencio de 5 mins) Your conversational partner has disconnected. SIOAEHASIEHIAOSEHAIOSHEIOHAWIOEHAIOWEHAWIOEIOAWHIO##@ |
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10-04-09, 03:08
#33
You: hey
Stranger: hao~ You: how r ya Stranger: fine You: where are you from? Stranger: tianya Stranger: u? You: wait, what? You: where the hell is that? |
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10-04-09, 03:13
#34
You: hey!
Stranger: tell me ur not brazilian or chinese You: i'm not brazilian or chinese You: tell me ur not brazilian or chinese Stranger: sonuds good.. Stranger: i'm sorry,i can't give you the same answer.. pEHIpuioHIOAHUEOIAUhe |
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10-04-09, 03:22
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You: hi
Stranger: i need tf You: TEAM FUCKIN FORTRESS? You: HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKER Stranger: m or f? You: Pardon me chaps but first tell me where you're from and most importantly You: tell me you're not a pedophile or cyber-sex addict Your conversational partner has disconnected. Last edited by Zedd; 10-04-09 at 03:29.. |
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10-04-09, 03:23
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Stranger: hi
You: hi Stranger: Knock knock You: please tell me you're not chinese or brazilian nor a 9yo girl Stranger: lol Stranger: im a 9yo chinese girl living in brazil D: Stranger: do you wanna fuck my wet pussy? You: yeah right.. sense of humor is good Stranger: ahahahahaha You: seriously where are you from? Stranger: PEDOLAND Stranger: =D You: hahahaha You: pedobear rlz Stranger: how do you like the apples? Stranger: so, where are you from? You: us Stranger: im from Iraqi You: and you? besides pedoland.. Stranger: All my base are belong to you - You: tell me ur not brazilian or chinese Stranger: i'm from congo You: Shiat! Your conversational partner has disconnected. hpeauUIOEhoeu só pérola, uma atrás da outra.. |
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10-04-09, 03:37
#37
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: just try out this little nifty game >>> http://XXXXXXXXXX.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. q merda :/ |
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10-04-09, 03:41
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FLAMING IS A ART
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EAUHEAU Esses americanos se ofendem fácil |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 03:50
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a muieh me mostro os mamá
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 03:52
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You: hi
Stranger: hi You: how u doing? Stranger: student and u ... You have disconnected. ;( _ You: hi Stranger: hey sexy Stranger: you know you want this Stranger: don't deny it Stranger: just accept it . . . You have disconnected. :/ |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 03:53
#41
ih, deu pau no trem parece..
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 03:55
#42
ahammm aqui tb
Connecting to server... Error connecting to server. Please try again. |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 04:52
#43
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Error connecting to server. Please try again. . . . You have disconnected. |
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Pit
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10-04-09, 05:58
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Conexão interrompida
A conexão para o servidor foi reiniciada durante o carregamento da página. |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 06:15
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... Localizando página
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10-04-09, 12:08
#46
aheui ontem conversei com monte de chines, adorei o site
chineses são gente boa mah a coisa que mais rachei foi isso q fizeram, lógico que não é a transcrição original mah eu lembro mto bem Stranger: STOP You: wat? Stranger: HAMMER TIME |
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10-04-09, 12:33
#47
Cara, da próxima vez que for postar algo como "ELA MOSTROU PEITOS PRA MIM"
POE UM SPOILER FILHO DA PUTA |
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10-04-09, 12:44
#48
UHAUHAUHAUHAUHUHAAUHAUHAHUHA
PRETAO SAFADO |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 13:04
#49
hihi eu falei com um Holandês de 19 anos...
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10-04-09, 14:25
#50
ehauheuaheaheuaehauehaeh deve ser o mesmo que eu acabei de falar
falei que detestava holandeses e ele saiu fora  heauheauhe |
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Trooper
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10-04-09, 14:45
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nao poe foto assim no meio da pagina porra!
é irado mesmo o site! |
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10-04-09, 14:51
#52
arranjei um amiguinho de nyc de 14 anos :/
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10-04-09, 15:00
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As maravilhas da interwebz! btw, ontem tava falando com um cara, daí ele perguntou qnts mulheres eu ja tinha comido, daí eu respondi que perdi as contas a tempos. Perguntei pra ele e ele falou 'não muitas'. Ele falou que de vez enquando pegava umas piranhas, eu disse que não gostava disso e que quando queria dar uma eu procurava umas colegiais sapecas. Ele ficou todo empolgado perguntando sobre festas da faculdade e depois disse que trabalhava na como staff de um escritório, uhehueuhehuehuehue. Algo me diz que ele não tava mentindo e eu fiquei meio com dó dele. |
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10-04-09, 15:24
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10-04-09, 15:36
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You: hum, ok. where u from?
Stranger: spain Stranger: you? You: In west philadelfia born and raised Stranger:  Stranger: m or f¿ You: On the playground where I spent most of my days Stranger: havea nice day Your conversational partner has disconnected. =/ |
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10-04-09, 15:48
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HOAIUEHAEUIHEAOUIEHAIUEAEAAE
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10-04-09, 16:12
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Stranger: hey You: Oii You: tudo bao? Stranger: porra, brasileiro miguxo é foda em Quote:
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10-04-09, 17:13
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: hi You: what's up? Stranger: ok You: do you like women? Stranger: you? You: better now Stranger: who dont? You: lol You: nice one You: male or female? Stranger: shemale You: HAHAHAHAHAA You: go hang yourself dude You have disconnected. |
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10-04-09, 18:38
#59
You: heeey
Stranger: knock knock You: WHO'S THERE Stranger: disco You: Disco who Stranger: disconnect |
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inativo
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10-04-09, 18:42
#60
You: so, where r u from?
Stranger: United States. Stranger: you? You: Brazil! Your conversational partner has disconnected. tentativa numero 1... fail |
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10-04-09, 20:04
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10-04-09, 20:07
#62
oh o jeep me escovano.. hehe
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10-04-09, 22:44
#63
Stranger: Hi there!
You: hi ! You: where are you from ? Stranger: Vila Albina Stranger: you? You: Vila Palida Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10-04-09, 23:20
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HOEHEOHOAEHEHAEHHOAEEHOAEAHOEEOAEOHEOHAEHOE sem zoeira,topico ta excelente.. |
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10-04-09, 23:36
#65
ASUIBEASUIBEASEUIBASUIBUASEUASEUIBUIBASBUIEBASEASUIE CARA TO RINDO D+ DE TODOS!
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manboipig
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11-04-09, 04:18
#66
You: Good morning!
Stranger: good morning You: took so long to anwser, fockya You have disconnected. Stranger: hey You: UAAAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAA You: hallo Stranger: asl? You: get's fünd awschaz her? You: BLRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You have disconnected. Stranger: heyy Stranger: how are u? You: omfg you again? Third time you anwser me with "Heyy" You: i'm still fine, like 10 mins ago and ya? Stranger: how to u know if it's me? Stranger: lol You: easy to know Stranger: really.. Stranger: how do u know  Stranger: anyway Stranger: where u from? You: first of all, you're tall, wearing a black suit and ur still eating that godamn icecream Stranger: wtf Stranger: ok we have never spoken before Stranger: i have never said that sentence in my life^ Stranger: lol You: DONT GO BABY, DONT GO I STILL LOVE YA, I STILL HAVE FEELINZ FOR YA Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Stranger: JERKOFFKINS You: rsrsrsrs You have disconnected. You: Good morning, son! You: How are you feeling today? Stranger: soo hot You: Did you get ur medicine at 3 am? Stranger: my medicine is SEX You: That's what we were suposed to cure, sex maniac, FUCK you. Hahah did u get it? "Fuck" you... :< Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: Hello, i'm Google You: please, search me. Stranger: no, you're not. Stranger: you're just some dude who is lonely. You: Você quis dizer: now, you're not Resultados da pesquisa 1. No, You're Not an Impostor - Science Careers - Biotech ... - [ Traduzir esta página ] 15 Feb 2008 ... Feel like a phoney? Getting over it requires appraising yourself accurately and embracing success. sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2008_02_15/caredit.a0800025 - Páginas Semelhantes Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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11-04-09, 06:10
#67
chatter.uol.com.br
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11-04-09, 06:19
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11-04-09, 08:41
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Nossa, esse seuboi é muito sem graça! Não ri de nenhuma....
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11-04-09, 10:09
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ho Stranger: hi You: knock knock Stranger: i'm here.. You: serious? Stranger: none~ Stranger: where r u from You: then im talking with who? You: im from argentina You: and u? Stranger: China You: its cool to live in china? Stranger: i like Messi~ Stranger: ye~ You: Messi is the best player in actuality You: but if you live in china, you have 9 years old and work 16 hours per day? Stranger: no,why? Stranger: just 8 hours Connection imploded. Fiquei sem entender se ele tem 9 anos ou se não gostou de eu dizer que ele trabalhava 16 horas. |
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11-04-09, 10:28
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Você quis dizer:
"who i'm talking with" "is it cool living in China"  |
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11-04-09, 12:44
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11-04-09, 13:15
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conversei com uma mina de amsterdam ontem, bem gente fina... e to falando com uma da romenia agora...
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11-04-09, 13:24
#74
To falando com um tailandês de Chiang Mai, eles são bem diferentes da gente....
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11-04-09, 14:15
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup Stranger: hi Stranger: ww.my-naked-privatevideo.net/?id=2212954 Stranger: click on it,plz You: LOL Stranger: yeah,it is PS: nem vejam o video deve ser virus |
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