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Stars Wars - Top Ten Things
31-03-06, 14:20
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Achei isso , em uns arquivos velhos do meu pc, não sei se ja postaram aki, mas acho q vale a pena postar heheheh.
TOP TEN THINGS REASONS ANAKIN SKYWALKER WENT TO THE DARK SIDE 10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan 9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge Over the River Kwai" 8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name 7. To impress the babes 6. Kicked in head by bantha 5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict 4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave 3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock 2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire 1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones TOP TEN PACKAGED FOODS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE 10. Hutt n' Honey 9. Lando "Lakes" Calrissian Brand Butter 8. Bits-O-Alderaan Cereal 7. Bantha Biscuits (not a big seller) 6. Kashyykburgers 5. Kibbles n' Bothans 4. Ham Salad in Carbonite 3. Yoo-Hoo 2. Jabba's Live Slimy Frog Things 1. Chocolaty Palp-O-Tine TOP TEN CRAPPY IMPERIAL JOBS 10. AT-AT jockey 9. Ewok patrol, forest moon of Endor 8. Cleaning the inside of Vader's helmet 7. Emporer's manicurist (must wear asbestos gloves) 6. Valet job parking Star Destroyers 5. Liaison to Alderaan 4. Garbage compactor monster wrangler 3. Interrogation droid tester 2. One of those little toaster robots that hum 1. Death Star Firing Sequence Officer (also known as the Dorky Hat Patrol) TOP TEN CRAPPY REBEL JOBS 10. Guy stationed next to Cliff Claven 9. Cleaning the medical tank at Hoth Base Medical Station 8. Combing the surface of Bespin, looking for Luke's hand 7. Admiral Ackbar's personal masseuse 6. Cleaning the tauntaun pens 5. Monitoring Imperial broadcasts for any news about secret blend of herbs and spices 4. Manually reloading the ion cannons 3. Chewbacca's chess coach 2. Any job whatsoever if you're stuck with a stupid degrading name like "Porkins" 1. Bothan spy TOP TEN HOBBIES OF DARTH VADER 10) Making prank "heavy breathing" phone calls 9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding "Guess who?" 8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits 7) Genealogy 6) Using the force to learn to juggle 5) Mortal Kombat 5436 4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship 3) Late nights with a pain droid 2) Sending anonymous love-notes to Mon Mothma 1) Checking Imperial Deli to see if they've named a sandwich after him yet |
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Millenium Falcon
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31-03-06, 16:45
#2
hummmmmmmmmmm
Praque serve issu !????! |
Master Chief
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31-03-06, 16:52
#3
eu nem ia dar reply.....
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Trooper
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31-03-06, 19:07
#4
UAHSUfhAUSFHAISUfhasfaspfoakfapofkapsofkas
cara eu ri MUITO disso será que eu sou um SW fan? :o eu sempre achei que nao era =[ "9. Ewok patrol, forest moon of Endor" |
Trooper
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31-03-06, 19:13
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6) Using the force to learn to juggle
UHAHUehH pqp |
tony
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31-03-06, 22:40
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Boooooring.....
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The real (1)
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31-03-06, 23:42
#7
Not Funny
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Mandalorian
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01-04-06, 09:24
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