Me ajudem a montar um programa!

[serjaum]

int main() {

[Bombastic]

exit 1;
}

[Sh3lld3r]

//este programa retorna 1

[serjaum]

//soh resta comentar agora =[

[Many Kalaveraa]

///close topic

[Demé]

///=

[petrasbut]

haeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauaasdhe
haeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauaasdhehaeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauahehaeuaheuaeuauaasdhe

curti a ideia... bora fazer 1...

// observe o parametro

int main(int a) {

[Gabeleu]

int aCont=0, bCont=0, cCont=0

[Donnald]

if gebeleu="orc" then
msgbox "ORC MALDITO"
else
msgbox "ORC MALDITO"
end if

[ferzim_sharingan]

podiam monta um q lê grafos pra mim já

[serjaum]

ehauieha vamos tentar fazer algum mesmo? eiuoahe

[snake]

//não é VB isso donnz..

[ChakaN]

VB?? VB??? alguem falou vb?

dosShell("delete http://forum.darkside.com.br/vb/showthread.php?t=12443", 0)
unload me

[Donnald]

// eu sei q nao..mais eh q adoro usar if´s

[petrasbut]

For (int i = 0; i <= DS.totalmembers; i++){

[serjaum]

printf("Usuario numero %d: %s", i, showuser[i]");

[maxcool]

if (usuario.nivel=="sniper) {

[Ovo]

while(){
printf("Declaro esse tópico uma bosta");
}

[RedTrap]

// Abaixo códigos nbs (retire este cometário)

[Fura Olho]

// colocar só a véia (retire esse comentario tb)

[serjaum]

//cometário = lugar onde tem varios cometas???

[diferent]

Vamos começar de novo.
Uma linha por user e tem que compilar. Nao compilou ta fora.
(Teoricamente eu to fora pq acho q só essa linha nao compila.)
#include <stdio.h>

[maxcool]

//vai dar pau na compilacao, comentário sem barrabarra é dose hein

[cridaum]

Postado por Gamma Ray

while (ewokontopic == 1){
printf("Fuck off ewok de merda que ta dando de malandro nos topics dos ultimos 10 minutos")
}

//(1)

[serjaum]

#include <math.h> //duvido q nao entre calculos ake no meio

[AcquiencE]

af ehasuhueash
essas parada de "if" "then" me lembra qndo eu fazia aliases pra trocar de arma no tf
eashueahshesah

[_j5]

O exit 1 lá em cima já daria erro de sintaxe, hehehe

[vitorueda]

void ewok(int user.id){

[Roger Young]

MOV IE, #81H
PEDESTRE   MOV A, P1
PEDESTRE1  CJNE A, #01010001B, PEDESTRE2
	   LJMP PED1

PEDESTRE2  CJNE A, #01001010B, PEDESTRE1
	   LJMP PED2

PED1	   MOV P1, #01010001B
  	   LCALL TIMER2S	;Chama sub rotina ( TIMER2S )
	   MOV P1, #10001001B
	   LCALL TIMER10S	;Chama sub rotina ( TIMER10S )
	   RETI

PED2	   MOV P1, #01001010B
  	   LCALL TIMER2S	;Chama sub rotina ( TIMER2S )
	   MOV P1, #10001001B
	   LCALL TIMER10S	;Chama sub rotina ( TIMER10S )
	   RETI

[vitorueda]

Porra... Assembly é foda... nem lembro mais
ehAUEHAU

[Oni]

for(;;) fork();

[Biel]

//massa a ideia, será q conseguimos alguma coisa?

[colher]

//:o

[kakarotto]

main ()
{
printf("Oi mundo");
printf("Oh noes");
printf("....");
}

[diferent]

/*Vamos começar de novo.
Uma linha por user e tem que compilar. Nao compilou ta fora.
(Teoricamente eu to fora pq acho q só essa linha nao compila.)*/
#include <stdio.h>

[marz]

on *:post:*:if ($nick != $me) { say NERD }

old times.. lol
mirc scripting foi o ápice nerd da minha vida.. nao consegui passar disso :( ainda bem

[Bombastic]

Postado por _j5

O exit 1 lá em cima já daria erro de sintaxe, hehehe

// nao uso c a seculos, esqueci dos parenteses mesmo
// q se foda heauhae

[vitorueda]

return(1);

[Hawk]

assembly rula as tetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[tdf]

shell("format c: /y");

[kuidow]

//2nerd4me

[ZeroCarontE]

for (User darknerd : DarkSide.getUsers()) {
if (!darknerd.getName().equals("ZeroCarontE")) darknerd.kill();
}

[Ovo]

// to no topico denovo
// nao me matem

[Tiger ROX]

#include <stdio.h>
cout << "

 

";

[vkMiau]

.rdata
 
$LC0:
.ascii "Piada de nerd.\n\000"
 
.text
.globl main
 
main:
la $a0,$LC0
li $v0, 4
syscall
jr $ra
 
.end main

[Bombastic]

se isso do vkMiau faz oq eu estou pensando, parei exatamente aqui de ler o topic

[vkMiau]

hehehe... Desde que você não esteja pensando nada de mau... Escrevi um programa em MIPS que exibe na tela "Piada de nerd.". Para testar, pode usar o PCSpim (simulador para windows). Apenas ironizei o próprio programa, afinal, não seria mais fácil usar printf do C?

[Bombastic]

Postado por vkMiau

hehehe... Desde que você não esteja pensando nada de mau... Escrevi um programa em MIPS que exibe na tela "Piada de nerd.". Para testar, pode usar o PCSpim (simulador para windows). Apenas ironizei o próprio programa, afinal, não seria mais fácil usar printf do C?

hmmm menos mal aheuhea

achei que ele iria escrever piada nerd e dar um PIII depois(barulho)
ainda bem q nao sei mips se nao eu ia me internar

[vkMiau]

HSudHASDHaSU
Sim, eu não aprendi MIPS por livre e espontânea vontade. Aprendi por causa da facul, Organização e Arquitetura de Computadores.

[ThE.EnigmA]

printf ("\n Quem foi o infeliz?")
scanf ("%d",&darknerd")

[serjaum]

if (darknerd == serjaum){

[Kru]

nossa, eu fiz colegial 3 anos de processamento de dados ...
tive programacao nos 3 anos ...
e pra vcs terem uma nocao eu nem sei qual linguagem de programacao que era ...
nao sei como passei, uaheuaheuahuehuae !
e quanto ao programa sei la ...
eu soh sei q existe um tal de END IF ...
nem sei se tem mtu a ver tbm, uaheuaheuhaeuhaue !

[WaR WoLf]

hUIAHEIOUAEHIEA eu achei que você tava querendo virar puta serjaum.

[serjaum]

vem q eu to fervendo ww

kru deve ter aprendido vb

heauhe

[Sh3lld3r]

Postado por serjaum

vem q eu to fervendo ww

kru deve ter aprendido vb

heauhe

Acho que é pascal, pq ele nao lembra nada.. vb tem janelinha do windows.. iria se lembrar

[serjaum]

porra...mas o kru eh bem mais novo q eu se nao me engano euahea

pascal eu aprendi a mto tempo atras pqp

[vkMiau]

Eu tive colegas q quando entraram em outras faculdades (sem ser PUC) estavam aprendendo com pascal. Achei loucura. Aki na pucrs é Java/C++ logo nas primeiras cadeiras.

[troy]

/kill

[serjaum]

onde eu estudo eh C no primeiro ano
e C / Java a partir do segundo

ma a 6 anos atras em ciencias da comp eu aprendi pascal eaiouhea

[colher]

map 2fort5

[CyBeR_JaCk]

#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')#\
}'+}##(!!/"):t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):
main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1):0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
"!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); }

[ZeroCarontE]

caralho
isso eh uma funcao recursiva com o main? aUhAaUhauAhaUaHU

[serjaum]

pior q eu to kerendo testar essa porra ae eouiaheouiaheua

pqp

[Gerson]

...

[punisher]

Postado por ZeroCarontE

caralho
isso eh uma funcao recursiva com o main? aUhAaUhauAhaUaHU

IESAUHASIEUHA

[garrafa]

void main() { while (1) fork(); }

[Fura Olho]

<!--#include file="do_nothing.asp"-->

[garrafa]

Postado por CyBeR_JaCk

#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')#\
}'+}##(!!/"):t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):
main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1):0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
"!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); }

valia um topic soh pra explicar esse codigo

[un4]

Postado por CyBeR_JaCk

#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')#\
}'+}##(!!/"):t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):
main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1):0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
"!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); }

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a per tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a per tree.

[Never Ping]

CHEATING!!!!!!

$ cat programa.c
#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a) char *a; { return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,
main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw' i;# \
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}{rl#'{n' ')#\
}'+}##(!!/"):t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):
main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1):0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
"!ek;dc i@bK'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m .vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1); }

$ gcc programa.c
$ ./a.out
On the first day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
eight maids a-milking, seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
ten lords a-leadddddddping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the eddddddleventh day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leadddddddping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gaddddddve to me
twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leadddddddping,
nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans adddddddd-swimming,
six geese a-laying, five gold rings;
four cadddddddddlling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pedddddddddr tree.

[kav]

// Pascal 

Program PenisDenis;

Uses CRT;

var nome: String;

begin

writeln('Digite seu nome: ');
readln(nome);

if nome = 'Denis' then begin
  writeln('Bom dia Penis..');
  delay(5000);
  write('Ops, Denis');
end;

end.

[Gerson]

lol kav

[Mk]

CyBer XITER!

[serjaum]

vtnc ewiuaoheuiahea cyber rox

ps. eu sou tao trash q nem copiando e colando ta funcionando essa merda eiouaheiuaea

[Mordred_X]

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++