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Carta aberta de Joss Whedon aos donos da franquia Terminator
03-11-09, 02:40
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An Open Letter to the Terminator Owners. From a Very Important Hollywood Mogul
Dear Sirs/Ma'ams, I am Joss Whedon, the mastermind behind Titan A.E., Parenthood (not the movie) (or the new series) (or the one where 'hood' was capitalized 'cause it was a pun), and myriad other legendary tales. I have heard through the 'grapevine' that the Terminator franchise is for sale, and I am prepared to make a pre-emptive bid RIGHT NOW to wrap this dealio up. This is not a joke, this is not a scam, this is not available on TV. I will write a check TODAY for $10,000, and viola! Terminator off your hands. No, you didn't miscount. That's four — FOUR! — zeroes after that one. That's to show you I mean business. And I mean show business. Nikki Finke says the Terminator concept is played. Well, here's what I have to say to Nikki Finke: you are a fine journalist and please don't ever notice me. The Terminator story is as formative and important in our culture — and my pretend play — as any I can think of. It's far from over. And before you Terminator-Owners (I have trouble remembering names) rush to cash that sweet cheque, let me give you a taste of what I could do with that franchise: 1) Terminator... of the Rings! Yeah, what if he time-travelled TOO far... back to when there was dragons and wizards? (I think it was the Dark Ages.) Hasta La Vista, Boramir! Cool, huh? "Now you gonna be Gandalf the Red!" RRRRIP! But then he totally helps, because he's a cyborg and he doesn't give a s#&% about the ring — it has no power over him! And he can carry it AND Frodo AND Sam AND f@%& up some orcs while he's doing it. This stuff just comes to me. I mean it. (I will also offer $10,000 for the Lord of the Rings franchise). 2) More Glau. Hey. There's a reason they're called "Summer" movies. 3) Can you say... musical? Well don't. Even I know that's an awful idea. 4) Christian Bale's John Connor will get a throat lozenge. This will also help his Batwork (ten grand for that franchise too, btw.) 5) More porn. John Connor never told Kyle Reese this, but his main objective in going to the past was to get some. What if there's a lot of future-babies that have to be made? Cue wah-wah pedal guitar — and dollar signs! 6) The movies will stop getting less cool. Okay. There's more — this brain don't quit! (though it has occasionally been fired) — but I think you get my drift. I really believe the Terminator franchise has only begun to plumb the depths of questioning the human condition during awesome stunts, and I'd like to shepherd it through the next phase. The money is there, but more importantly, the heart is there. But more importantly, money. Think about it. End this bloody bidding war before it begins, and put the Terminator in the hands of someone who watched the first one more than any other movie in college, including "Song of Norway" (no current franchise offer). Sincerely, Joss Whedon. |
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Trooper
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03-11-09, 02:45
#2
Que morra esse fdp
Por causa da série bosta dele(Dollhouse), Sarah Connor Chronicles foi cancelada, pois a FOX ia escolher manter apenas uma serie sci-fi Se pelo menos Dollhouse fosse boa, mas tb vai ser cancelada esse ano. |
Banned
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03-11-09, 02:47
#3
Ahehhaeh
eu li, entendi, mas não entendi o contexto. O que ta rolando com a franquia terminator? |
Mandalorian
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03-11-09, 02:50
#4
Sephi, isso que você colocou diz mais sobre a FOX do que sobre ele...
E tanto Dollhouse como SCC têm tanto fanboys como detratores. Eu escolho ficar puto é com a FOX. |
Trooper
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03-11-09, 03:08
#5
FOX sux³, acabaram com Sarah Connor em vez de Dollhouse e agora Fringe tá correndo risco também pq os FDPs colocaram Fringe no mesmo horário de Grey’s Anatomy, The Office, 30 Rock, CSI e Supernatural
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Trooper
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03-11-09, 03:08
#6
One, Two, Three O'Bale, Four O'Bale rock.
Oh bla di, Oh bla da, life goes on. Bale how the life goes on. Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Bale boy. Hey, Ah Ah, Oh Oh, Bale still alive. A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my Bale'bido. |
Trooper
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03-11-09, 03:11
#7
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Mas esse Whedon ae é mega popular em Hollywood, queridinho das TVs americanas. Ele tem mta moral com as TVs e um monte de fans q assistem qq porcaria q ele lança, isso contou bastante na hora da FOX renovar Dollhouse, e por consequencia, matar Sarah Conor. |
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Trooper
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03-11-09, 03:38
#8
Terminator não é uma franquia porque terminou no segundo filme.
Game Over Se querem continuar então pelo menos mudem o nome do filme pra "rebelião das máquinas", "OMFG tem um ciborgue do futuro no meu quintal", "o ciborgue exterminador de filhos revolucionários", "Porra, nasci antes do meu pai", "as loucas aventuras do ciborgue do futuro" etc Porque depois do dois não é mais terminator. T3 e salvation são como Alien 3 e 4, não existem. No Sarah Connor Chronicles os caras pegaram o background de Terminator e mudaram tudo, quem assistiu à segunda temporada até o final sabe do que eu to falando. Mas aí até passa, afinal de contas não é mais terminator aquilo, é Sarah Connor Chronicles. Last edited by Baron; 03-11-09 at 03:52.. |
Trooper
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03-11-09, 07:40
#10
Preciso lembrar que ele é o criador de buffy, angel e firefly?
respeitem o MESTRE. (nao, isso não foi irônico; sem dúvida, essas 3 séries são as minhas favoritas...) |
inativo
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03-11-09, 07:41
#11
btw, dollhouse sux.
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The real (1)
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04-11-09, 23:12
#12
unica coisa que serve no dollhouse é ver a eliza dushku
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Trooper
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05-11-09, 20:23
#13
Dou 150 dinheiros na franquia Terminator, só pra poder usar o nome legalmente no podcast.
Concordo com o Baron: acabou no 2. Não sei daonde vocês tiraram que existe T3 e outro com o Batman. |
Creep
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06-11-09, 21:21
#14
Eu baixei a primeira temporada com o seguinte pensamento: Mesmo se a série foi meia boca, dá pra assistir só por essa gostosa. Moral da história, apaguei depois de assistir ao 1º episódio.
E outra. Detestei Joss Whedon como roteirista de Surpreendentes X-Men. Diálogos vazios e péssimas idéias pra novos vilões. |
Trooper
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11-11-09, 20:50
#15
Dollhouse foi cancelada \o/
Volta SCC !! |
The real (1)
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11-11-09, 21:31
#16
Acabei de entrar no imdb e ver la que dollhouse foi cancelada eauhuhaehuae..
acho que nada que a Eliza Dushku atua vai pra frente |
Trooper
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12-11-09, 12:51
#17
volta buffy.......
volta angel................... |
Back to the U.S.A.
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19-11-09, 20:35
#18
cancelaram Dollhouse
eoaiheaoihe |
Trooper
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19-11-09, 21:17
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Creep
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19-11-09, 21:20
#20
Sério? Pra mim Buffy era instragável, mas Angel eu gostei, não era lá uma maravilha mas eu acompanhei por um tempo na FOX.
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Trooper
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19-11-09, 21:39
#21
buffy e angel eram porcaria mas firefly rlz
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Creep
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19-11-09, 22:39
#22
"intragável", sorry.
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