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Default Uma das melhores citações sobre Java

16-05-06, 13:18 #1
"Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems is like saying anal sex is good because it works on both genders"

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Java





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16-05-06, 13:23 #2
uhahuauhuahhuaa
mto boaa essa neuroping
vou mandar pro email da minha turma
uahhauhahu

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16-05-06, 13:27 #3
ejphJHPIPOEPOejhiopepoOPEjhipoeijhpoEJIHOPe boa boa

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16-05-06, 15:09 #4
aRgh! Java é bom pô! :/ EAPOa oIOPIahoihA ppor causa dele tenho prince of persia warrior within no meu celular!

Mas muuuuuuuuuuuuuuito boa a citação! OIAHaiosuhAIUHS!

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16-05-06, 15:17 #5
lol

Mas acho que não rola colocar isso na proxima camisa do meu curso

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16-05-06, 15:23 #6
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aRgh! Java é bom pô! :/ EAPOa oIOPIahoihA ppor causa dele tenho prince of persia warrior within no meu celular!

Mas muuuuuuuuuuuuuuito boa a citação! OIAHaiosuhAIUHS!
Fiz final! Fiz final!!!

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16-05-06, 15:30 #7
uhahuauha frase rox a lot!!!
Irei usa-la com freqüência.

C++ rula. (só pra provocar os javaneses de plantão)

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16-05-06, 16:45 #8
POrra PIT... difícil o prince of persia! :/ oehAHEAohea VC É DESOCUPADO DE TUDO, não pode.... pqp...

Li esses abrindo o linux aque....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's Club which is strictly for Men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
It was a summer's day in winter,
And the snow was raining fast,
As a barefoot boy with shoes on,
Stood sitting in the grass.
Oh, that bright day in the dead of night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Three blind men to see fair play,
Forty mutes to yell "Hooray"!
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and arrested those two dead boys "

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16-05-06, 19:27 #9
Isso parece coisa do Lewis Carrol...

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16-05-06, 19:33 #10
Java é em si, uma linguagem madura
mas uma merda de linguagem

pq trabalho com ela? pq ela paga as contas e o mundo eh injusto
apesar que, em java eh bem facil fazer muita aplicacao gigantesca

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16-05-06, 19:35 #11
usauhsuiHSUIOHSUAIHSUOAHhi
excellent

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16-05-06, 19:40 #12
Quote:
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Java é em si, uma linguagem madura
mas uma merda de linguagem

pq trabalho com ela? pq ela paga as contas e o mundo eh injusto
apesar que, em java eh bem facil fazer muita aplicacao gigantesca
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un4
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16-05-06, 21:20 #13
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RoR FTW

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David
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17-05-06, 13:07 #14
Alguem ja usou serial em Java??? SOh consequi no linux graças ao /dev/tty!!!

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un4
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17-05-06, 13:09 #15
implements Serializable ?

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17-05-06, 13:16 #16
serial = porta do mouse

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17-05-06, 16:23 #17
http://java.sun.com/products/javacomm/

seus problemas estao resolvidos

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