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Chuck Norris Facts AEHUEHEAHUAEH
17-01-06, 20:07
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. - Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. - Chuck Norris can divide by zero. AHEUHEAUAEAHAHUAEHUHUAHUAEHUEAHHAUEHAUHAEUHUAEUEAHUAE TO CAGANDO DE RIR |
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17-01-06, 20:08
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Trooper
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17-01-06, 20:22
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn
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tony
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17-01-06, 20:31
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
UAGUAEUIHAEIuh |
Trooper
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17-01-06, 20:51
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Trooper
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17-01-06, 21:07
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Trooper
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17-01-06, 21:24
#7
karalho eu preciso duma camiseta dessas
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Pit
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17-01-06, 21:27
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Mas as melhores são a da evolução e a do civilization. HUAHAUAHUaHUAhu pqp, q topico comedia. fazia tempo q nao via um desses. |
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17-01-06, 21:28
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Fortaço!
* Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. Siniiiiistro * The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. dodgeball = jogo de queimada. O cara * Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal. All hail the savior * In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Forte * Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) ashdsauhduasd * While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. Xitter * Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Prático * Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. iaushdusaudsa * Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Tem haver com a música "U can't touch this!", antiga pra caralho. FODASSO! * Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. Fã. * Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. GOD MODE * When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." Escrito por star trek fans * Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. * Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. O mais bizonho de todos (e real) * An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME. Walker Texas Ranger é uma série do Chuck Norris. Wrangler é tipo de Jeep que tem na série se não me engano além também que é marca de calça jeans. asihdausidaiusdashuda siuh239234u98auhd sa * It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion. Forte! * Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. True... * Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting. Melhor de todas! * Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" |
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17-01-06, 21:47
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Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
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The Alpha Male
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17-01-06, 21:48
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eu quero as camisetas
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17-01-06, 21:57
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH<A<MA,aM<M> Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. ANNNALANLANMANKLJLFIKHIOOIRGGYGOEUgaEY |
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17-01-06, 22:14
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eaehau dos elite-mata-tudo de filmes ,pior q Chuck Norris só Van Damme
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17-01-06, 22:15
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
aeahueahue mto bom esse site |
Trooper
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17-01-06, 22:19
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Eu ia começar a citar as melhores... mas são quase todas pqp IUJHEIUehjUIHJEUIhjejh Só uma, do começo mesmo: - Chuck Norris can divide by zero. OIEHIOheiHEIiehIOHEo |
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17-01-06, 22:35
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hmm
nao quero ser chato, mas o l3 me mostrou isso há mais ou menos um mês concordo q é MUITO ENGRAÇADO devíamos ter postado aqui antes |
Trooper
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17-01-06, 22:38
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hehe as melhores sao do mr t
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17-01-06, 22:46
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ass.:Sh3lld3r o Hw |
Trooper
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17-01-06, 23:12
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A da evolução é muito boa! Fodão esse topic. |
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17-01-06, 23:27
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- Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Trooper
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17-01-06, 23:47
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FODASSO!
* Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. GOD MODE * When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." |
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18-01-06, 02:32
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* In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Trooper
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18-01-06, 12:11
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HOEAEAOHEHAOHEAOHEOHEOHAE
MTO BOA PQP.. |
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18-01-06, 12:19
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME AHOEHEAOAHEOHAEOAEOH |
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18-01-06, 12:22
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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18-01-06, 12:24
#26
HEHEHHEHEHEHE
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Trooper
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18-01-06, 12:25
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JISUI!!!!!!!! |
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18-01-06, 12:50
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Pqp Sahusahusahu essas 2 são fodas |
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Trooper
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18-01-06, 13:02
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"When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
essa detona mto msm... huasuhsahusauhasuhsahusauhsaushahuasas... |
Trooper
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18-01-06, 16:13
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hoieaioh
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19-01-06, 16:23
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"MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it."
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19-01-06, 16:31
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AEPOIaehpaEOH´ahea´EHapohe PAOHE a[oeh AÓEH Aohe pAOHE PAep uaHE Ahue aUHE Ah aH OUHAPOh afeee muitoi massa!
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19-01-06, 16:38
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AHhauAHUAhuahuAHUaUHAuhuh, essa eu nao tinha visto ainda O_o
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Trooper
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19-01-06, 16:41
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hUEHAUHEUAHUEHAUEHAUHEAU MT BOMMMMMMMMMMM
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19-01-06, 16:48
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. asuohausoghauo When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women. Last edited by s p o o l; 19-01-06 at 16:53.. |
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19-01-06, 16:51
#36
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
hauahuahuahuahuahuah pra mim essa foi a melhor.. Alguem ae ja viu um filme q passa direto na globo, que um menino meio viadinho queria aprender a lutar Karate ( não não é karate kid) , e o mlk sempre sonha com o Chuck Norris, e q ta lutando com ele , dae ele aprende e entra em um torneio , dae la no Torneio de Karate o Chuck Norris entra na equipe dele... alguem ae ja viu????? hauhauahuahauhauahuahuaahu engraçado pakas. |
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19-01-06, 16:52
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akele que o mulekinho tinha asma?
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Trooper
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19-01-06, 16:55
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eu to no trampo e dando muita risada. haeuae
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. |
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19-01-06, 17:10
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Trooper
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19-01-06, 23:18
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legal q o top ten vai ateh 11
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19-01-06, 23:41
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20-01-06, 09:24
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pra quem nao conhece O cara...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=chuck+norrisahehuaehua o bruce lee já ganhou do chuck norris! o muleke asmatico desse filme era o mesmo do história sem fim né? ahueuhaehahe Last edited by intel; 20-01-06 at 09:28.. |
Trooper
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20-01-06, 09:41
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chuck norris dá o cu e continua virgem
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Trooper
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20-01-06, 09:47
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Cuck Norris perdeu pro Bruce Lee, mas depois o Bruce Lee tomou um analgesico receitado pelo Chuck Norris.
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20-01-06, 10:07
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bruce lee > chuck norris |
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20-01-06, 12:00
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matematicamente falando, pra te dar uma nocao de grandeza, maxcu
chuck norris contem pai mei pai mei contem yoda yoda contem luke e anakin (interseccao) luke e anakin contem complexos complexos contem all |
Trooper
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20-01-06, 12:37
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Chuck Norris é o novo Charles Bronson
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Trooper
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20-01-06, 12:43
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não fale asneiras Sephiroth, desde quando o Chuck Norris é novo?
alem do mais CHARLES BRONSON é insuperavel, ele não treinava nenhuma arte-marcial só usava armas, resolvia seus problemas só na pistola. falando em problemas.. Charles Bronson sofreu muito! Nunca ninguém teve tantas filhas e/ou mulheres estupradas e/ou mortas. Quem colocou na linha o pior bairro da cidade? o bairo mais violento, em que a criminalidade comandava.. CHARLES BRONSON sozinho conseguiu moralizar o bairro, transformou num lugar muito respeitavel. Charles Bronson tem DESEJO DE MATAR! 1,2,3,4 e 5! Chuck Norris além de tudo é gay, Chuck Norris nunca chegará aos pés de CHARLES BRONSON, O MESTRE! |
Trooper
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20-01-06, 12:43
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chuck norris é socio do grupo silvio santos !
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Trooper
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20-01-06, 12:59
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What would Chuck Norris do?
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20-01-06, 17:38
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eu vi isso se alguem nao me lembrasse disso acho q nunca lembraria diz q o chuck norris eh mto foda lutando na realidade diz q o sonho de muito lutador no mundo eh lutar com ele |
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20-01-06, 19:04
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> > > > Resto |
Trooper
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20-01-06, 20:25
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Trooper
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20-01-06, 20:47
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Chuck Norris > all
não adianta! |
Pit
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20-01-06, 21:31
#56
pow o sega 16 é o chuck norris. pau de mirror.
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Trooper
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20-01-06, 22:38
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HAEEOHEAIUHEUiOheiUHAEUIHUIAEE tem muito cara que rlz Chuck Norris, Charles Bronson, Steven Seagal, etc |
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Trooper
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21-01-06, 11:54
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fiquei pensando "SEGA-16? WTF!?"
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Trooper
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21-01-06, 14:17
#59
puta merda, o site aumentou ahuehuahuea
-Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of bats, Chuck Norris bites the head off of siberian tigers. -The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris. -4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. -Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards. -Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. AHUEHAUHUEA caralho |
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21-01-06, 14:34
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# In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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21-01-06, 14:38
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pora
tem uma do poker la que fala q ele teve a melhor mao de poker da historia, com um dois de paus, um 4, um 7 e uma carta de "Saída Livre da Prisão" do banco imobiliário ghOIUEHGEOIUHAEogiuhAOIUEHGAE |
Trooper
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22-01-06, 03:47
#62
a do waldo eh a melhor sem duvidas
EAOIHOFSIHOSHEO |
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20-03-06, 13:48
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ve-lo-a-ei-o-ea |
Trooper
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20-03-06, 14:02
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A MELHOR
Quando Chuck Norris pula na agua, ele nao fika molhado, a agua fika Chuck Norris !!! |
Trooper
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20-03-06, 14:07
#66
Um Mar se desentendeu uma vez com Chuck Norris, hoje ele e conhecido como MAR MORTO !!!
O Filme "Alien vs Predador" era para se chamar "Alien e Predador vs Chuck Norris", mas foi cancelado, pois ninguem ia pagar pra ver 6seg de filme !!! uAHuauHA |
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20-03-06, 19:04
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mto bom marconds |
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Trooper
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20-03-06, 19:12
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AHUeuhhUaHhhaeaeHeh muito bom |
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20-03-06, 19:15
#69
viram q eu comecei com a parada neh aehuaeh
eu so foda hj em dia colega meu leva listinha com os facts em protugues |
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20-03-06, 19:22
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20-03-06, 19:25
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vai se foder, didz!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Trooper
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20-03-06, 21:08
#72
aehuehahe ele eh moh simpatico
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