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Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot?
19-06-09, 17:52
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Why Are Brazilian Women So Hot? It’s understood that Brazilian women rank among the hottest on the planet. But the REAL question is WHY? How To Make A Country Full Of Hot Babes In Only Two Centuries: A Short History of Hotness in Brazil Brazil’s history is just as exciting as it’s current affairs, filled with ups, downs, and conflicts that could compete with any box office action thriller. The Portuguese were the first European settlers to arrive in the area, led by adventurous Pedro Cabral, who began the colonial period in 1500. Little did Pedro know he was planting the seeds of hotness, the likes of which have never before been seen on this Planet. Unlike the colonizing philosophy of the Spanish, the Portuguese in Brazil were much less focused at first on conquering, controlling, and developing the country. Most were impoverished sailors, who were far more interested in profitable trade and subsistence agriculture than in territorial expansion. Nonetheless, sugar soon came to Brazil, and with it came imported slaves. To a degree unequaled in most of the American colonies, the Portuguese settlers frequently intermarried with both the Indians and the African slaves, and there were also mixed marriages between the Africans and Indians. As a result, Brazil’s population is a population of mixed babies, who through some miracle have managed to discover the perfect cocktail of the best genes available to man. Most Brazilians possess some combination of European, African, Amerindian, Asian, and Middle Eastern lineage, and this multiplicity of cultural legacies is a notable feature of current Brazilian culture, and an EXTRA notable feature of the sexy bunda packin babes you’ll see all over Brazil… These are facts.* Let’s get back to our history lesson… Portugal so treasured the colony of Brazil that they actually sent its people gold bullion to protect its integrity — quite an unusual action. It’s almost as if Portugal knew Brazil had something special in it, something that made it a South American treasure worth protecting and keeping pure. In other words, they must have known the place was more or less dripping with smoking hot babes. There’s no other explanation. The Portuguese made some half-assed attempts to colonize parts of America, Canada and other South American areas, but Brazil was their baby — their hot, bikini-clad, long legged baby whom they would cut off several fingers to have sex with. Brazil’s #1 Export: Supermodels. I realize, of course, that this article seeks to explain why Brazilian women are so hot, but — as many philosophers and Douglas Adams have stated — often the only reasonable answer to “why” is “why not?” There are so goddamned many gorgeous Brazilian women that it just seems to be a stone-set fact of life that Brazil manufactures beautiful women as a matter of course. For Chrissakes, one country produced all the following women: Alessandra Ambrosio Adriana Lima Isabeli Fontana Izabel Goulart Ana Beatriz Barros Gisele Bundchen and Juliana Martins A Booming Economy Brazil has the highest GDP in all of Latin America, with significant agricultural and manufacturing sectors and an enormous labor pool. It makes some sense, perhaps, that with their economy going so well, Brazilian citizens are generally less panicked and take the time to care for themselves. It’s easier to eat right, exercise and use skin care products when your country isn’t quadrillions of dollars in debt — lord knows we are, and our hottest chick from a decade ago now looks like this: Coincidence? I don’t think so. Weapons of Mass Seduction Come to think of it, there’s something rather sinister about how many hotties come from Brazil. The surplus hotness Brazil exports on a daily basis could feed the homeless for a decade, if spent properly. It’s almost as if Brazil is trying to corner the global market on attractive women — as if they want a monopoly on sexy. I am of the opinion that Brazil actually wishes to wage war on the civilized countries of the world by flaunting their women in our faces — their supermodels act as the greatest combination defense and offense in the history of warfare. Sure, the US could nuke them into oblivion with our massive super weapon stockpile, but we’d literally be killing the most beautiful women on the planet. Similarly, we might have a more stable government with (arguably) more personal freedoms, but hell; Brazil’s got the hottest women! On paper, our lives may be slightly better, but the Brazilian life is more WORTH living simply because the sex is BETTER, and more plentiful. Brazil knows that, outside of disturbing eugenic experiments, there’s no real way for the rest of the world to combat their legions of hotties. Brazilians fight their wars not with bombs, but with bundas, bikinis, and bosoms. And they are DEFINITELY winning. The Brazilian Wax & The Brazilian Thong Is it any wonder that the two most famous things to come out of Brazil are the “Brazilian Wax” and the “Brazilian Thong”. Need I say more? Their minds must be on sex all the time, which leads to vaginal waxing, and hot babes prancing around the beach in skimpy thongs, which leads to better sex with better looking women, which leads to better looking kids, which leads to more and more sex… I know what you’re thinking… It’s a VICIOUS cycle I know we all WISH we could be a part of. source: http://www.travelguideformen.com God bless Brazil. |
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 17:55
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Quem diz que as mulheres brasileiras são lindas nunca andou de ônibus na vida.
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:00
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Eu ia fazer piadas preconceituosas Eon.
Mas no metro de SP vc acha beldades, ainda mais linha verde Paulista. E obvio que você nunca andou pelo sul do pais ou em minas. |
Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:00
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:01
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Vem andar de ônibus em Floripa, eon
(PS: NUNCA ANDEI ENTÃO TO CHUTANDO hiauhoiuaeh) |
🌀 Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:02
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Site que promove turismo sexual rox.
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:06
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odeio quem fala assim do meu querido pais..
mentira, nao odeio, ele so ta falando a verdade... |
Caldas
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19-06-09, 18:07
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Minas FTW!!! 10 mulheres para cada homem, que eu me lembre, nesses censos da vida aí! huahuahuahua
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Chief Rocka
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19-06-09, 18:12
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cara
fato: na australia só tem deusa, e eu via um milhao de gostosas todo dia no metrô POREM em toda minha viagem só vi UMA australiana - UMA - que tinha um corpo de nivel altissimo como as mulheres mais quentes daqui nem na tv, na praia, nunca apenas UMA na academia aquele tipo de corpo de GOSTOSA brasileira, com aquelas costas envergadas q terminam naquele LOMBAR maravilhoso e amplo, em contraste com a delicada cinturinha se é q vcs me entendem basicamente, aqui nao tem muuuita mina gata, mas as MAIS gostosas estão aqui. |
Master Chief
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19-06-09, 18:14
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ateh no trem as vezes apareces umas gostosas de francisco morato q nao sei o q fazem nakele buraco la |
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:26
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 18:45
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 19:06
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Nunca saí do país para comparar. =(
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 19:47
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mulheres gatas tem em vários países...
mas no quesito mulheres gostosas (não quero usar eufemismos) o brasil é campeão. quem eu conheço que já morou em outros países sempre fala que é uma em muitas que tem um corpo parecido com das brasileiras |
Banned
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19-06-09, 19:50
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oq ja existe http://www.travelguideformen.com??!?! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
roubaram minha ideia! huhuhu porra mta pagacao de pau pras brasileiras e pro Brasil hein quase q fiquei orgulhoso |
Trooper
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19-06-09, 20:13
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manda esse cara pro maranhão... o lugarzinhu q tem mule feia...
me perdoem maranhenses. tenho certeza q deve ter mulher bonita la sim... em algum lugar... so precisa procurar.... bastante! |
Trooper
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19-06-09, 21:52
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-Cara, Fortaleza é fortaleza mesmo, só tem canhão.
Adaptação da "redação de minhas férias" de um amigo meu. |
Trooper
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19-06-09, 22:11
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Em relação ao tópico, meu ponto de vista é o seguinte: nosso país tem a cultura de fazer piada com a própria desgraça. Os impostos aumentando cada vez mais, a inflação, os salários aumentam desproporcionalmente, o custo de vida sobe, a população não tem acesso a educação e a saúde, infraestrutura péssima... a gente rindo e curtindo carnaval, festa junina, copa do mundo e olimpíadas nos anos de votação e a bola de neve aumentando... e aí vem um cara desses e fala: tem muita mulher "gostosa" (não gosto muito do termo) no Brasil!! É... infelizmente é o mal do ser humano: só enxergar as aparências. Tratam os latino-americanos como escória humana, fazem turismo sexual e baderna por aqui e desrespeitam nosso país. Nojento isso. Eu sou nacionalista e defendo o seguinte: A Amazônia é só nossa, o Pantanal é só nosso, nossas riquezas naturais são só nossas e NOSSAS MULHERES "gostosas" SÃO SÓ NOSSAS TAMBÉM. Se querem nossas mulheres então que mandem pelo menos metade das bombas atômicas pra nós já que valem bem menos que nossas "beldades". Torço pro dia do Lucas misturar sabonete de glicerina com energético na Casa Branca. Sem mais. |
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 22:49
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NEm li, só vi as fotos.
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 23:22
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Eric, em Imperatriz tem bastante mulher gata sim hahaha
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 23:36
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Trooper
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19-06-09, 23:49
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#NPNÃO
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20-06-09, 00:02
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Trooper
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20-06-09, 02:52
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Curitiba ta sussa
Cheio de gatinha e cheio de baranga, só q as gatinhas é RARO achar uma gente boa, é td metida HUAHUAHUA |
Trooper
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20-06-09, 12:05
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Uma coisa é fato...aqui em Joinville só tem cocotinha.
Em Sampa quando eu voltava do trampo ou da facul eu pegava uns três busões e era sorte se aparecesse alguma mina da hora no caminho. Aqui eu ando três metros até a padoca e vejo cinco gatas + a atendente da padoca que tb costuma ser filé. Pena que eu sou do tipo "peganinguém" . |
Trooper
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21-06-09, 15:24
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Trooper
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21-06-09, 17:00
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essas fotos ae nenhuma tem cara de brasileira
o cara saiu catando no google, principalmente essas bundas secas das duas ultimas |
spkr
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21-06-09, 18:00
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Trooper
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21-06-09, 18:10
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Trooper
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21-06-09, 18:29
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joinville tem muita mina gata :X
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Trooper
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21-06-09, 19:06
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Quando eu vou trabalhar ali do lado do shopping morumbi de onibus tem muita mulher gata ! eHAUEHAU
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Trooper
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22-06-09, 09:26
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Na boa, que lixo de texto.
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Trooper
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22-06-09, 10:10
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Master Chief
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22-06-09, 10:51
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Caldas
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22-06-09, 11:18
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Andar de ônibus tem que ser nas linhas que passam nas faculdades! Eu pego bus que passa tanto na PUC quanto na UFMG. Sempre salva!
Granado, estou trabalhando nisso ainda! huahuahua |
Trooper
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22-06-09, 11:37
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Master Chief
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22-06-09, 11:38
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se me puxar pelo cabelo eu me paxono
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Trooper
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22-06-09, 11:40
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Joinville ftw! Realmente, tem muita mulher gata aqui.
Não só aqui né, o Sul como um todo tem muita mulher gata. Mas em outros picos também aparecem umas beldades com umas belezas bem diferentes das nossas |
Trooper
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22-06-09, 11:42
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Experimenta onibus que passem na Catalão à noite (Newton Paiva) ou onibus que vão para a FUMEC (de manha). |
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Trooper
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22-06-09, 22:30
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UHAUEOEHA que terrível esse vídeo
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Trooper
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22-06-09, 22:33
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Bonda.
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Robson
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22-06-09, 23:30
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Trooper
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28-06-09, 15:15
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Eu passei um tempo fora do Brasil, e quando voltei, me apavorava com as gostosas. A bunda da brasileira é realmente fora de série, insuperável. Meu pescoço doía na primeira semana.
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